This is a porn site, so what do you think?

Your mind shouts a brief exclamation of ‘condom’ before your find yourself on the chair, hovering just inches above your own dick. Well, it should be safe, according to their website, you tell yourself. You now feel the tip of your cock brush against your slit. This was the last chance to - and then there was a slight burning sensation between your thighs, accompanied by a hot tight feeling on your the head of your dick. You couldn't even remember deciding to go through with it!

The burning continues as you sink further and further down, aided only by the trace wetness from your earlier masturbation session. Meanwhile at the other end, your dick is in a hot, tight heaven! Before your know it, you find yourself (figuratively) balls deep inside your own pussy, when your ass touches the chair. Without even giving yourself a moment to rest, you find your body moving upwards, to the point of nearly sliding off, and then all the way back down. At this point, you have basically given in to your body's natural response, and settle in for the ride. In no time at all, the pleasurable sensations start to overwhelm the painful ones, and you find the journey to be getting much smoother. A little bit of fondling your own breasts didn't hurt either.

You hadn't ever really considered the possibility of using your unique biology to have sex with yourself to even be an option, even when buying the ring. Was this actually sex, or just a strange sort of masturbation? Either way, it brought a new meaning to the phrase 'go fuck yourself.'

Embarrassingly, you quickly feel yourself approaching climax. You couldn't even last five minutes inside yourself. Or maybe it was because you were dealing with double the sensations that you weren't able to last as long as you had wanted. Regardless of your wishes, you were going to blow your load, and it was going to be a big one.

It started, with a twitch at the top of your pussy, right underneath where the dick joined your body. It then spread into full squeezes from your shaft, and inside your cunt. The final seal on the deal was when you felt the awesome heat of your own sperm impacting your own cervix. Your off-rhythm contractions sucked the cum right out of yourself, through all the organic piping, and then right back in to yourself, in the most mind-numbing orgasm you had ever felt. By the end, you couldn't even tell what planet you were on. With your muscles completely limp, you rest your front onto the back of the chair, and bask in the wonderful afterglow.

When your dick finally goes soft inside of you, you attempt to stand up and extricate yourself, but your tired legs give out on you, and you unceremoniously flop to the floor.

With this new angle, you notice something you hadn't before: legs. Legs at your open door. Legs at the open door you remembered locking not too long ago.

Legs at the open door you remembered locking, while you were completely naked, leaking your own cum, and with a dismembered dick sitting on a chair in front of you.