This Ain't the Little Leagues Anymore

Written by Cross C

Fri Sep 16 15:41:13 2011

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Kitty Pryde strode down the second floor hallway, hurrying to her class taught by her favorite Professor: Storm. There was a decidedly strange air to the mansion at the moment; a lot of students were hanging around the halls. That wasn’t all that uncommon but there was an odd tension suffusing the place and for some reason everyone was whispering as they looked about as if waiting for something to happen. She tried to ignore it as she was running late, Piotr having distracted her quite well with his non-metal lips.

“Pssst! Kitty, over here!” came a familiar voice and she paused and looked, seeing the ubiquitous yellow jacket of her friend, Jubilee. The half-asian was furiously waving her over to a window as she peered down at something on the lawn.

Kitty knew she shouldn’t but her friend would be hurt if she blew her off and she was curious. Perhaps Jubilee knew what was going on around the mansion. Walking over she asked, “What is it, Jubes?”

The pretty black haired mutant looked up, pushing her sunglasses further back on her head, “An orgy! Professors…students! It’s crazy!” As a disbelieving Kitty joined her at the window, she pointed, “Look! Logan’s cock!”

Kitty gasped. There was Wolverine’s cock, alright. The short muscular mutant was tugging on his fat prick like his life depended on it. And there was Cyclops gigantic dick as well, the field leader on his knees as he masturbated with both hands. Holy… what the hell? Ohmygod….his wife was right there beside him, twisting her pregnant body obscenely to reach her honey pot there on the grass. Kitty’s eyes tracked across all their panting, grunting, sweating forms, seeing it all and yet not able to truly believe her eyes. They were all just lost to their sexual urges right there in the open as if-

Kitty’s eyes narrowed as she took in the way they were all positioned and the student she’d never seen before getting head from a redhead…Cecily! “That’s not an orgy…It’s like they’re…worshiping that kid!”

Jubilee scoffed, “What? No way! That guy? His dick’s tiny!”

“No! He has some kind of control over them. How else do you explain what they’re doing?”

“That they’re cutting loose and blowing off some steam?” the other girl said hopefully but it was clear by the set of her shoulders that she knew it wasn’t true.

Suddenly both girls froze as a distinctive mental five in one mental voice sounded in their minds, All classes and activities are currently canceled. This is an unscheduled practical exam for inclusion on the field team. It counts as an extra letter grade in every class. You must evade your opponents at all costs. Your opponents are Professors: Scott Summers, Jean Grey, Emma Frost, and Logan. In order to pass you must simply avoid capture long enough for Nightcrawler to teleport you to a safe location. This student is also your opponent. A brown haired boy’s face popped into Kitty’s head, she immediately recognized him as the boy currently getting sucked off down below. If he looks into your eyes, you fail. You will also join the opposing team in capturing your fellow students. The exam begins now

“Shi-iiz… that dude’s taking over the school, isn’t he?” said Jubilee.

Kitty was glad her friend had switched off the valley girl, “Yea and the Cuckoos are trying to get everyone out without causing complete panic. Come on!”

“Hey! I’m panicking here! Really panicking! He’s got Jean…the Effing Pheonix! We’re soo screwed!” moaned Jubilee as she was pulled along. “Hey! Where’re we going?”

“Class.” Shot Kitty over her shoulder as she started to jog, students running past quite intent on either getting noticed for the field team or getting a boost to their grades.

“Why class? They’re canceled. HEY!” Jubilee shouted and casting sparks into the air, angrily as a boy knocked into her shoulder.

“Cause that’s where Storm should be. She’ll know what to do…” Kitty really….really hoped…

The smattering of boys and girls within the garage waiting for their automotive class to start looked at each other for a long moment after the announcement. Then at some silent signal, they all burst into motion running every which way for the most part. Bobby caught the calculating expression upon John’s face as he stared at Professor Logan’s motorcycle.

“No…” he warned, heart sinking.

“Yes!” was John’s instant response.

“No!”

“Yes, you heard’em. At. All. Costs. I go from failing half my classes to passing! Hell Yes!” He marched over to the key box and held up his lighter, willing the flame into a super heated torch. Bobby crossed his arms over his chest but did nothing, not able to quell the voice that pointed out how the best way to evade those superpowered teachers was John’s idea. He caught the keys his friend tossed him, despite his misgivings about what the professors’ themselves would say after the exam was over. “What’s this?”

John flashed him a grin as he hopped on to the bike, “Cyclopes’”

The corners of Bobby’s lips pulled upwards as his eyes fell upon the hot rod…

“Hey kiddos!” The shaggy haired boy revving the bike called out to the group of students who were still pow wowing in a corner on what to do. He pointed at the open key box and as several of them grinned and nodded, he yelled, “Hit the doors, will ya?”

Ethan was distracted from poking another set of ridiculously awesome proportioned super titties with his index finger by Jean’s voice, “We have a problem.”

Sighing he turned to his pregnant power house, while grabbing a handful of Rogue’s abundant sweater meat, drawing out a pleased gasp from her throat. What was it now? He opened his mouth to speak but the sound was drowned out by the hellacious growl of a motorcycle going full throttle, an instant later the vehicle itself shot down the nearby road, a blur as it blasted past. Logan had only leapt forward and started to yell in a fury about ‘his bike’ before another vehicle came flying down the road and then another….and another….

A blonde student came jogging down the sidewalk on one side of the school and Ethan turned his head to catch his eye but the guy freaked out as soon as he saw them. Slapping a hand over his eyes, he turned and sprinted back the way he’d come. Damn it! Everything was falling apart! What should he-

Scott’s calm sure voice filled the gap, “Emma, bring Warren back please. Jean, I take it the school has been warned?”

Jean nodded as she pulled upon her swollen still exposed nipples as she watched Ethan take his frustration on Rogue, pushing the powerful woman down and pushing her skirt up. “Y-yes, rather clever actually. The students think this is all a field test.”

“Alright. Go ahead and cancel it then, whoever they’ve got doesn’t take precedence over you.”

Jean shook her head, “Can’t. My powers are being blocked at any distance than a few meters.”

Scott’s head whipped around, “What?!”

The redhead smirked, “Cerebro.”

He smiled back. They knew exactly where their opponents were. Scott turned to address their leader, the boy currently roughly taking Rogue on all fours upon the grass while a captured Warren knelt nearby jerking himself off. He felt his own prick bulging against his boxers as he watched.