The invoice (and some foreshadowing?)

With a massive **** of will, you reach down and yank the ring off your body. This was not how you wanted to lose either one of your cherries. You take a couple breathes to clear your head, and then take another look at the box.

Sitting on the top of the stack of items, you notice a letter you must have overlooked in your excitement. Picking it up, you discern that it must be some sort of sales receipt. It reads:

“Dear Ms. Jane Doe,

After our phone conversation, I thought that it would be best to include an invoice to help make sure that you received everything you payed for, and that all alterations were in place. Also, R&D wanted to thank you for the opportunity for them to experiment, and they would love any feedback you feel like providing. Remember, if you ever decide to download our app, all devices will be paired and customisable.

Happy fucking!

Sincerely, Miranda, Sales, Aphrodite's Aphrodisiacs

Contents of box:

• 1 (one) Breeder Magic Cock Ring

  • Reactionary (malfunctioning) - all will see and acknowledge sudden appearance of ring and genitals. all who notice will experience **** urge to assist in the act of impregnation

  • Self cleaning (hard off) - all body fluids will remain, and will also slip through ring, gravity depending

  • Stamina enhancing (hard off) - penis will become flaccid at standard rates, vaginas and anus’s will become dry at standard rates

  • Suggestions (sticky) - all suggests stay with the ring, and will reapply with every use NOTE: R&D suggests **** caution with this, as there is the possibility that the “Make me pregnant” command that is inherent with every Breeder Ring may cause multiple concurring pregnancies with every session. The “pregnancy achieved” command may not work if used several sessions after the fact.

  • Cum/Breeding addiction (enhanced) - addictions associated with this feature function at twice standard levels

• 1 (one) **** Magic Cock Ring (Malfunctioning: Sticky)

• 2 (two) Nipple Rings (Ring Edition)

  • Inherent breast growth

  • **** lactation

  • Milk addiction

• 1 (one) Booty Booster (Breeder MCR Edition)

• 1 (one) Fitness Band (Pregnant Edition)

• 1 (one) Secretary Glasses (Self Help Edition)

• 1 (one) Decal Station (XL Edition)

• 1 (one) Cordless Milker

• 1 (one) Milk Tank - Edited for compactness, and Near-bottomlessness NOTE: R&D loves the new ideas used for this one, however we don’t suggest testing the ‘near’ part of the bottomlessness. Anything over 500 gallons is beyond our expertise or assistance.

You read through the invoice once more to really wrap your head around what you just read. It appears there was another Jane Doe that had made a very special order. You honestly felt a little happy for this random stranger that appeared to know exactly what she wanted from life, but you were even happier about the fact that you had nearly dodged a bullet there in not impregnating yourself. You couldn’t even begin to image the embarrassment of telling either one of your moms about that situation.

On second thought, you began to wonder why your one ring had cost nearly as much as all of this extra stuff.