The Princess' New Clothes.

The first to state their business was a man wearing the finest silk threads, a large puffy ref hat, a light green tunic, and the shiny yellow tights ending culled shoes that matched his hat. He spoke in a foreign and funny accent, "Ello missure. I am Bernard, se greatest women's tailor in all se western kingdoms. Un I am here to allow your queen or daughtaers to view my finest wares while I am in town. If ou woul be zo kind to tell them I ave set up shope in se local inn by se name 'Bed un Bevy'." The little man gave a graceful bow before heading off to the capital and Lilly turned to her father to tell him she was interested. King Florian sent his duagter away with a small bag of gold coins that she could use to shop from the well dressed foreigner.

After an hour's walk and some directions, Lilly arrived at the "Bed and Bevy's" doorsteps, the nice little oak building stood in the central district and had crowds of people through all hours of the day. She entered the inn to easily spot the little tailor amidst about sixty or seventy people mingling about, and she walked up to and sat at the empty seat at his table at the far end of the bar. "Hello sir. You just spoke with my father not too long ago and I'd like to see the wares you spoke of, I have brought plenty of coins."

"Ah we madam! I saw ou at se court beside sat weet looking man ou call papa. Come come! I keep all my wares upstairs in my room," spoke the tailor and then lead Lilly to his room on the second floor. Bernard's room was completely covered in fancy silks and wonderful dresses, Lilly looked all about the room with amazement at the beautiful garments. She went about the room and her hands went about feeling the various desgins on each dress and Bernard spoke after shutting the door, "All of ses dresses are for ale and are from several countries across the continent. Although, I ave something special in stock only for royalty..."

Lilly's head swiftly turned to Bernard who smiled and moved across the room to a large chest with the princess in tow. The musky foreigner inclined and opened the chest to reveal that nothing was inside. "What is this? Where's the special royal dress?!"

"Zis is it!", he said as he held nothing in his hand in front of Lilly, "Zis is se empress's silk. An beautiful empress long a-go used magic silks zu ake a fabulous wardrobe for erself. But se dresses made frome se silk can only be orn by royal women and only seen by zose without royal blood. Un I an insure ou Zis is se most fabulous dress ou ever wear un only ive undred gold."

The gullible girl ate up every word and handed over her entire sack of gold. "Ell my darling, you ust strip completely un I shall slip this on ou," said Bernard causing Lilly to shy away form him, "On't worry madam, I swing se ozer way if ou know wha I mean..." Lilly relaxed and stripped down to her birthday suit, completely nude before the supposedly gay man. Bernard made some gestures that appeared to be him dressing her in her new outfit, she jumped when his cold hands grazed her nipples and later her labia.

Lilly felt know different as she spun around in her new "dress" but Bernard's applause made her feel confident she wore garments invisible to her but not peasenats. "You can keep that drab blue thing I called a dress as a tip. Thank you! ", Lilly said with glee as she exited the room as her breasts and bum bonced with each joyful skip.

Bernard waited until Lilly shut the door to count his gold with a wide grin plastered to his fuzzy mug, "What an idiot...", he remarked losing his accent for a more common one.