The Doctor lies

"So Bill," The elderly, stern-faced Doctor said to his newest companion "You've been to the past, the future and you've meet some admittedly very hostile aliens. Where is it you fancy now?" He asked.

"Well that's just it, isn't it?" She asked with a smug look. "Just what?" The Doctor asked, lost. "Well we've meet loads of aliens trying to kill us already. How about we go somewhere we aren't going to die?"

The Doctor chuckled. He knew just the planet.

"Right, I know just the place. We're going to Androxis. Word of warning, the inhabitants hate humans." The Doctor informed. Before Bill could protest, the Doctor punched in the coordinates, pulled a lever and they were off.

"Wait, 'hate humans'? I thought we were going somewhere peaceful?" Bill questioned. "Oh they are peaceful, just not towards humans. But, I have a plan." The Doctor explained. "Right, so what is it?' Bill asked.

"You'll need to be completely nude." He explained casually. Bill was beyond shocked and confused. "I'm sorry, are you daft? I am not stripping nude." Bill protested. "Oh no, it's fine," the Doctor pulled a small device out of his coat pocket. "This is a holographic transmogrifier. It can hijack the visual coretex of anyone looking at you, it just doesn't work on top of clothes. It's fine, I'll disguise you as a Heshtile. Big scally fellows from the Sagittarius Galaxy, nice people." The Doctor rambled.

Bill sighed. "Alright. But turn around while I take this off." She glared. The Doctor turned around, he couldn't help but smile. Not only did the people of Androxis not hate humans, but the device didn't actually do anything. Bill would be walking around completely nude.

"Alright, I'm done. I'm going to cover up so.... make it quick, Doctor." Bill requested. "Will do, Bill." He responded and turned around then 'transmogrified her into a Heshtile'. "Is it done?" Bill asked nervously. "Oh yes. Why, for a second I had completely forgetten you were here. I thought a Heshtile had wandered in." The Doctor joked.

"Very funny." Bill said and lowered her arms from her privates. The Doctor couldn't help but drink in her smooth mocha colored skin, her supple breasts with dark nipples and freshly shaven mound. Very funny indeed.

"Well, let's get you to the Adroxian people, Bill." The Doctor said.