Ted Stevens - 20-Year Old Community College Student

Who are you? You're Ted Stevens, a 20-year old who's attending a local community college, still living with your parents until you can get enough money to support yourself. That's why you were confused by the silence of your apartment. Usually, your mom and dad would be up and having breakfast by now, maybe even getting ready for work. But no, as far as you could tell, no one was around, which made it eerie. Maybe they were still asleep? Normally, you'd think more on this, but right now, your attention was diverted. Someone had sent you what looks like an oil lamp, that looked a lot like the one from that Aladdin movie you saw as a child. Could it be that this really was a magic genie lamp?

You shook your head, feeling silly that you even thought that. Of course it's not a magic genie lamp. Not only did magic not exist, but genies were made up too. Still, you wonder ...

Grabbing a rag from the kitchen sink, you rubbed the lamp, then chuckled when nothing happened. But as it turned out, you reacted too soon.

Suddenly, a ton of bluish-purple smoke poured out the lamp, causing you to drop it in surprise. Now on the floor, the lamp continued to spew out the smoke until it coalesced into the general shape of a human. Then the smoke cleared away, revealing a sexy young woman (you were getting hard just looking at her). Despite the fact that she was wearing a harem outfit, though, she was a blond white woman, with blue eyes. She bowed briefly, then said "Thank you for releasing me from the lamp, Master."

"M-master?" you asked, stunned. It was real. It really was a magic lamp, and this was a freakin' genie!

That meant you could make three wishes, and they'd come true, right? This day didn't start off great, but now it was getting better by the second. But what should you wish for?