Something Absurd

Matsuda shifted away from Kiba a bit and Jedi mind trick waved his hand at him, "You don't want to take me to the principal's office."

The stupidly handsome blonde shrugged, "No, not particularly." Matsuda started to mentally high-five himself- "I do, however, have a vested interest in the smooth running of this domain, so I'll be delivering you to administration."

Matsuda glared at the guy. Who talks like this? "No, man. I'm serious. You want to let me go. You don't care that I was skipping out on class."

"You are a very confident fellow, aren't you?" was Kiba's amused reply as he continued to prod Matusda along.

Matsuda racked his brain. He knew this had worked a minute ago. "You normally let me get away with anything! Right?"

It took a moment but Kiba's hand eventually slipped off of Matsuda's shoulder and he turned to look and saw a familiar expression of confusion on the blonde's face. YES! After a few seconds, his face relaxed and he smiled a little bit at Matsuda, "Heh. True enough. I really had you going there for a bit, didn't I?"

He shook his head and gave a little wave, "Well, good bye. Have fun slacking off."

Kiba turned and walked away.

Matsuda watched him go, thinking. He knew what it was- how to use his power. This time he'd noticed the earrings heat up right as he'd said the word 'normally' and he remembered using it before too. Still, he should test it some more...

He muttered under his breath, "Kiba normally walks like a chicken."

There was a short delay as the blonde seemed to stumble before he suddenly resumed walking in a ridiculous partially crouched way with his hands folded into his armpits to form wings that he flapped awkwardly as he moved.

Matsuda was bent over with laughter a second later.