Shin, A normal OC – A few days before canon starts

*EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE*

“UuUgghgglarrggg”

Finally, after sluggishly waving a limp arm around and finding the snooze button from alarm silence reigns again. “Dafuck did I do las’ nigh’?” It didn’t took a genius to know there was seriously something weird. 'Ugh freakest dream ever... lesse… I was coming back from the store, then… then… '

“SHIIIN! ARE YOU READY FOR SCHOOL?”

“Wha’?...” What’s mom talking abou- 'OH SHIT TODAY’S MONDAY!'

Doing my best impression of a storm I yank my uniform from the closed and slap it on in the most passable I can manage. I just hope I don’t get fire for it what with how great Kuoh Academy is and all.

I still have enough time before is really have to run. In the bathroom I washing my teeth and patting my bedhair into a more socially acceptable mess is when I notice them “Ohh fuuuuck. What did I do” Apparently, in last night’s mysterious blender I had decided to get my ears done “She’s gonna strangle meee….”

“For what?” Guess how walked in on me while I lamented my future punishment in the hands of my mother?

“He-hey mom how is your morning” ‘Maybe if I act like everything’s fine she won’t notice. Rigth? Like how dinosaurs only see moving things, RIGTH?!’

“Ehh, not that great” ‘Oh, she’s acting like nothing’s wrong… THAT MEANS EVERYTHING IS VERY WRONG!’ “Your father had to go another business trip again”.

‘Oookay let’s get this over with before I’m late’ “Aaand my earrings”.

“What about them?”

‘wat’

“What?”

“I said what about them?” ‘Do I hear the theme of Jaws playing?’

“Aren’t you… y’know… mad?”

“Why would I, is not like there was anything weird about it”

‘wat. Ok I have felt the ‘calm before the storm’ before and this doesn’t feel like it, I mean she basically just—HOLY SHIT HOW LONG HAVE WE BEEN HERE’

“SORRYMOMTALKTOYOULATTERGETTINGLATEBYE!” Rushing past mom, down the stairs, through the door, and into the street, running towards the academy.