Of Course I do

Where was I, right college, freshmen year. Let me paint this ones face in cum before I continue...

So, while browsing the 999, I came across a strange poster.

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It was then, that I decided to join this Techno Club.

I looked around for a while, and found a Robotics Club, an Engineers' Association, a Techno "Music" Club and even something called The Wiccan Society. But it seemed like this Techno Club did not exist. The Occult Club had imaginary enemies, fitting. So I gathered a few more free plastic cups and over sized t-shirts and headed back to my dorm.

Later that night, my roommate didn't show up. Out "hunting" I presumed. Bored I took out my new shiny and decided to play some games on it. JK, that stupid phone can't handle forwarding sms, forget games. But, I did have an unread notification, and that is something I cannot ignore. What if I won the lottery and did get to claim it 'cause I was too late to respond ;-)

Nope, did get $100,000 but I did receive a strange message.

Thanks for showing interest in the Techno Club, we are currently not recruiting members . Please have fun with this application as a compensation.

And before my sarcasm meter could charge up;

Ding, Welcome to Submission Accelerator.