Naturally...

_What next, what next _you think to yourself.

You smile. Of course.

Looking around to make sure no one is watching, you pull down your trousers and point the calculator at your package. You press the Divide button and watch in amazement as your cock and balls drop off of your body and flop onto the floor.

Ow... Your eyes cross and your knees buckle a little as the aching pain of your testicles' impact with the tile floor rolls up from your now-empty crotch. Still gotta be careful about that.

You reach down an pick up your detached package, feeling it warmth in your hand. Like a living sex toy, you think. Except...

You abscond to the bathroom with your newly separated part. A few minutes later, you emerged, holding your member by its shaft, the newly shaved scrotum dangling below it. You feel a little cold now, despite no longer being physically attached to it. Feels kind of nice, though...

"What do with you?" you ask aloud, addressing the cock and balls directly. "Would you like to go on an adventure?"

At that thought, the organ in your hand begins to harden and the dangling ball sack tightens up.