Shuichi Saihara: Danganronpa V3

I sat in my room as I pondered what to do now that a killing game has begun. Of course, killing was out of the question. I didn't want to die, and I didn't want anyone else to die. What I needed to do was begin investigating. But where should I start? I didn't want to come off as suspicious, and I knew I probably wouldn't be able to defend myself in the event someone stronger and more muscular (probably around 50% of the class) were to try to kill me.

I pondered this as Monotaro popped up behind me. "Hello, detective!"

"Aah!" I screamed.

"No need to shout, but Father told us to give these to you." He held out his hand, holding two earrings shaped like the letter N. "What is this?"

"These are Normality earrings!" he said. "They control the power of normality! One of them makes all of your actions normal, and the other makes anything that you declare normal."

"Pfft. What is it really?"

"I'm telling the truth!"

"Why is he giving these to me?"

"I don't know, but he said he's going to add a new rule that you have to wear them."

My handbook beeped as i pulled it out of my pocket. "Shuichi Saihara must wear at least one of the the Normality Earrings at all times."

"Unless you want to be punished, you should probably put it on!"

I sighed and grabbed the earrings to put into my ears. "There. It's on. Now what?"

"Now, do whatever your heart desires! Just a few things he told me to let you know. You can't use these earrings to affect us, escape, or end the game by means other than ****. Oh, and if you want to use it in a ****, Father will deactivate the earrings between the time of the **** and the trial."

"Okay, I get it," I said. "How do they work again?"

"One of them makes all your actions normal, so anything you do will be considered normal! If you want to steal something, grope someone, fuck someone, you can and the person won't even bat an eye! The other earring lets you claim anything as normal, and it becomes the social norm! Try it! Say something!"

"Erm... what exactly?"

"Just say something! Preferably something nice and pervy."