Oh no, the fuzz!

Naomi continued chasing her outfit through the park as it continued to avoid her. "Get back here dammit!" Naomi said frustrated. An attractively, muscular police officer named Phil with a body-hugging uniform then entered the park after hearing reports of a naked woman running around the park. "You sure there's a naked woman around here, Gary? Over." Phil said to his walkie-talkie. "Well that's what the calls have been saying." Gary said over the walkie-talkie. "Ugh, alright. I'll let you know if I need back up then, over." Phil said putting his walkie-talkie back on his belt and walking around for a bit.

"I said get back here!" Naomi yelled which Phil heard not that far away. Naomi's outfit then jumped into some bushes. "Dang it so close!" Naomi said trying to look through the bushes. "Something the matter?" Phil said behind her. "Yeah, my outfit went in those bushes!" Naomi said before turning around and trying to cover herself. "So you said your outfit went through these bushes?" Phil said cracking a smile. "Yes officer! I'm not making it up, my outfit removed itself and ran away from me!" Naomi said. "So you're telling me your clothes came to life, ran away from you, and is now hiding in these bushes?" Phil said trying his best not to laugh.

"Yes!" Naomi said. "I find that very hard to believe, are you under the influence of any ****?" Phil asked. "No, officer you have to believe me! I'm not crazy just check these bushes!" Naomi pleaded. "I'm not going to check any bushes, ma'am. I'll have you know public nudity is against the law and unless my eyes deceive me like yours are, you are breaking that law right now." Phil explained. "Ok, officer I'm not an exhibitionist, I didn't take any ****, and I know what I saw. Now please check those bushes!" Naomi said. "I'm sorry. I really don't want to do this to you, but I'm going to have to take you to the station." Phil said pulling a pair of handcuffs out.

Suddenly Naomi's outfit went behind the officer and "whispered" to his outfit. "Officer look! It's right behind you!" Naomi shouted. Phil then turned around and saw Naomi's outfit standing behind him. Just then his belt unbuckled and removed itself to wrapped around Phil's hands. "What's going o..." he said before his shirt removed itself followed by the rest of his outfit. The belt then unwrapped itself from his hands to join the rest of his uniform. His uniform then began to be filled out as if Phil was still wearing it. "I told you officer!" Naomi said. "Ok I was wrong, but I gotta call for back-up!" Phil said naked while reaching for his walkie-talkie. His uniform then taunted him with the walkie-talkie still attached to its belt before removing the batteries and throwing them far away.

"Fuck..." Phil said realizing no help was going to come. "Well they're just clothes, I can take them." Phil said to Naomi. His uniform then pulled out a night stick and a tazer. "Oh, yeah..." Phil said. "What do you want with us?" Phil asked. His uniform then pulled out two pairs of handcuffs. "Well it's probably for the best we don't resist." Phil said. "You think?" Naomi added. Phil's uniform then handcuffed Phil and Naomi to a tree together. After all that Phil's outfit then went up to Naomi's outfit and they walked away together from their owners.