Your neighbour, Elaine

You are surprised to see Elaine, your neighbour from the apartment across the hall. You don't really know her beyond occasional small talk on the rare occasions that find yourself doing laundry at the same time. She's a few years older than you and attractive enough that you've had a few fantasies about her but you're not obsessed with her or anything.

"Oh, hi Elaine" you greet her suddenly aware of your unkempt appearance "Um, what's up?"

She responds with a friendly smile and asks...