Not enough to violate decency!

Later that night, Michelle, Vanessa and Mary all called their lawyer. They explained the events of the night, eagerly hoping he'd tell them Lauren had violated the will and the fortune would pass on to them.

"I'm sorry ladies." He said on speaker phone. "But that won't be enough. Her uncharitable behavior looks bad, but wouldnt' hold up in court. As for her ending up her underwear... well, the whole party saw YOU take her clothes. That hardly qualifies as immoral behavior on her part."

"Dammit!" Michelle the mother exclaimed. "What will it take to violate that stupid decency clause?!"

"It's quite simple." The lawyer explained. "In front of witnesses, the more the better, Lauren has to be seen doing something indecent. There's a whole list of examples int he will. Commit adultery, pose nude for a magazine, can't be a stripper. Basically, somehow you have to get Lauren caught doing something scandalous and rather tawdry. What's more, you can't be seen as being involved, or you risk your own claim to the inheritance."

"But how?!" Mary the maid exclaimed. "We've tried everything!"

"Not everything." Vanessa said. "We've had to elaborate of schemes, I think we can do this much more simply at Lauren's last charity banquet in two months."

"What do you have in mind?" Michelle asked as the lawyer hung up, not wanting to be involved in any questionable scheming...