Your roommate interrupts

As your hand closes on it, you hear a sound that makes your blood run cold.

John! Hey, buddy you in? I got off work early, thought you might want to catch… a… movie..!? Whoa.” Your roommate walks in the door his voice trailing off as he catches sight of your bare ass. “I’m sorry I didn’t realise we had company. I’m Steve and you are?”

Straightening up, mind racing you desperately try and think what to say. After a long agonising moment, you clear your throat and say the first thing that comes to mind.