Narcissism and a Napoleon Complex.

Ah. I see where this is going.

Just so I've got this straight, you're looking to purchase a stud that is a magic-wielding example of a reptilian race that is, on average, about half your size. You want this stud to possess draconic wings of his own - already setting him apart as something special among his own 'people' - and on top of that, the very fact of his magical ability makes for virtually irrefutable evidence that he is descended from a dragon himself.

... And you want this individual to be especially self-absorbed and arrogant, as well as for him to deeply resent anyone bigger than him, and over-compensate for this perceived transgression by being highly aggressive and dominant. And, I repeat, you want this diminutive and megalomaniacal kobold to have powerful magic at his disposal. Am I correct so far?

Mm-hmm. I thought so. Well, there'll be some waivers for you to sign on the day, agreeing that Studs 'R' Us will not be held responsible if and when... Huh? What? What's that got to do with... Well, uh... If you have to know, then I suppose our customers do not tend towards reading the paperwork in its entirety when placing these kinds of orders, but that doesn't mean...

... Look, do you want your tyrannical dragonwrought kobold sorcerer-king or not? Then yes, you will have to sign. (Sigh)... No, you don't have to read it... Yes, there will be a pen provided for you.

Okay, okay. Now please just pick a cock size like everyone else, and we'll get your order prepared and shipped within a few weeks.
Oh, and thank you for choosing Studs 'R' Us.