Brie offers an alternative

"You seem reluctant?" Brie asked.

"I am just uncomfortable with the nakedness." Looking at the waitress uniform I could see how revealing it was. "If I am changing here like this, and wearing something so skimpy, I am not far off working on the stage where I'd get paid better!"

"It's not too late to give it a go," Brie beamed back at me.

She plucked an outfit off one of the racks and hurled it at me. "This would fit you perfectly..."