Lake_Nine

Really Really Experienced

Lake_Nine was last seen:: In another dimension

Gender:: -

Birthday:: April 20, 1969

Location:: Undisclosed Location

Homepage:: https://www.foxnews.com/

When I'm not writing erotica I like to: Buy and not play steam games

When I'm not reading erotica I like to read: Only eBooks, not that I don't hate trees

My favorite word for "penis" is: Cock a doodle doo

My favorite word for "vagina" is: China

I write erotica because: I like making games, these games just have less tits and more dicks than most. Also helps me work out my anger that someone from xbox fucked my mom

In conclusion, I am: On the run from a secret government program to train apes to write erotica