Monica is pissed

We all finish the story of Joey’s bachelor party and look at our wives’ around the circle. My wife is silent and seething. She's moved out of range of me, and I dare not reach out to touch her.

Phoebe sees how mad Monica is, and asks, “Are you pissed your husband cheated on you and had a foursome with three high school girls?”

“No,” Monica responds. “That’s not what I’m pissed at. When he left for Joey’s bachelor party, I told him I didn’t care what happened as long as he didn’t do ****.”

“Weed is barely a ****,” Ross says, excited that the attention isn’t on him banging a high school senior.

Phoebe laughs, “Oh my god. You’re pissed about the smoking.”

“Yes. And it’s not funny,” Monica says.

“It’s extremely funny,” Joey says. “Your husband bangs three 18 year olds, and you’re mad he smoked weed with them.”

“Like I said: I don’t care about the sex. Chandler and I have an unspoken agreement where bachelor and bachelorette parties are open for having fun.” Monica says looking around the group. “I haven’t been exactly faithful on some of the parties I’ve attended.”

Rachel has not said a word. She sits back in shock. Shock at what her husband has done at his friend’s bachelor party, and shock at what my wife just said.

Her husband, Ross, perks up from my wife’s statement, “What!? I have to hear about this! Tell us about these wild bachelorette parties.”

Monica crosses her arms, “I’m not in the mood right now. Besides, you have another bachelor party to talk about.”

“Chandler’s party?” Joey asks. “Umm I guess we could tell you about that. Ross, how much should we tell?”

Ross glances at his statue of a wife, “I don’t think I can do any more damage tonight. Fuck it, let’s tell it all.”