I choose Phoebe

I answer, “If I have to choose someone besides my wife, I pick Phoebe. Her teasing has driven me over the edge.”

Monica says, “And I bet her ass didn’t hurt her case either.”

I say, “It’s not as nice as yours, but she’s got some thickness to her.”

Phoebe says, “So Chandler chose my fine ass. Ross who do you choose? You can always stay with your wife if you’re not comfortable.”

Ross says, “There is no question I love Rachel but since we are doing this, I would regret not choosing Monica and her dump truck of an ass. I can’t wait to get behind that thing.”

Joey says, “Don’t worry. I’ll take very nice care of your wife when she has her long legs draped over my shoulders.”

Rachel interrupts, “I might need some more **** before we do this. This is moving a little too quickly for me.”