I win

Phoebe measures Ross first. His hard cock is sprouting from a patch of light red pubic hair. Phoebe says, “7 inches. Very nice Ross. We are off to a strong start.”

I’m next. I pull down my pants, springing my hard cock free. Phoebe says, “Oh my.” And then measures me. “7 inches the exact same as Ross. This is quite the competition. Rachel or Monica, one of you need to measure Joey that way it’s fair.”

Monica says, “I’ll do it. My comment to him got us into this situation in the first place.”

I’m anxious to see Joey’s dick that he has been bragging about for years. He pulls down his pants, and I am very underwhelmed. His dick is very skinny with not nearly the length of Ross and me.

Monica measures him. “5 inches. Joey I have to say I’m a little disappointed. For all your talk, you came in last place.”

Joey says, “My dick isn’t small. I was just competing with two guys that have really big dicks.”

Phoebe says, “It’s okay hunny. No need to defend yourself. But maybe you learn a lesson from this. Stop talking about your penis to everybody.”

Rachel asks, “What’s the tiebreaker going to be for Ross and Chandler?”

Monica says, “It’s gotta be girth. Can you guys stand up face to face and put your cocks next to each other. We need to compare.”

Phoebe says, “Good idea. Let’s get a visual.”

We face each other and hold our cocks down pointed at each other. We are the same length but our cocks are much different. His is a uniformed thickness capped with a mushroom head that is much wider than his cock. Mine looks much different. I do not have such a pronounced mushroom head. My cock gets much thicker toward the middle. Comparing the two, it looks like I have a bigger thicker penis than him.

The women agree.

Monica says, “I really like the look of Ross’s penis. It’s very pleasing to the eyes.”

Rachel says, “Oh it’s very photogenic.”

Phoebe says, “Oh you naughty girl. I agree it’s a textbook penis. But this contest is about size, and it’s obvious that Chandler has a much fatter penis.”

Rachel laughs, “Yeah it definitely looks like he weighs more. Ross’s penis runs and diets, while Chandler‘s penis lifts weights to bulk up at the gym.”

Monica adds her laughter, “You’re really giving these penises personalities. Joey’s penis is the dweeb who can’t exercise because he has severe asthma.”

Phoebe says, “You are the winner. Who would you like to fuck tonight?”