Pretend you are asleep

You open your eyes a crack but stay silent. Fae’s nethers are in full view as she stands above your face and you take the whole sight in. Both you and she are quite chubby, belly and all, but you were both blessed with fat going into your butt, thighs, and boobs the most. You admire her pussy which reminds you of your own, you really are identical. The lips are fat and the labia hangs out naturally, you want to touch them but you refrain.

Fae’s butthole catches you by surprise as the blissful silence is suddenly disturbed by a loud as hell fart that blasts towards your face. PPPHHHRRRRRRRFFFFFBBBBBBLLLLLL- It is immediately followed by greasy shit that crackles out loudly -TTTTCHHHHKCKCKCKCK. The log slaps loudly onto your lips with warm heftiness. You expect that to be the end of it but the log doesn’t stop until it’s an entire pie caking your face. The whole thing spans from dark brown to light brown and filled with the tears and bumps you often see with shit.

You are taken aback by how thick and long it was. The girth was about 3 inches and the length 20 (2/3 the length of her legs!). Your thoughts are interrupted by Fae once again.

“How the hell did that not wake her up?” Fae questions under her breath nonchalantly.

(She thinks she can surprise me? Nah, now it’s my turn!)

With the quickest motion possible, you sit up and sling the semisolid mass back at her.

“Oh fuck!” Fae screams.

Half of it just slops into the covers but the other half hits her square in the clavicles. After a moment of awkward silence, Fae bursts out into laughter.

“Oh man, you really scarred the shit outta me!”

“I think that was fair justice,” you retort smugly.

Your heart races. Sure, you just woke up into this new alternate reality and expected it, but damn was that a rollercoaster of a way to wake up. Despite your deepest desires, your moral instincts tell you to be embarrassed for the both of you for a multitude of reasons.

“Are you okay Saaya? You look kinda pale under my shit,” Fae inquires, as if shitting on your twins face is a casual prank.