Photocopy some dick for Mary

You walk out and go looking for Mary, but get distracted when you see the photocopier in the mail room. It's been your life's low ambition to photocopy your cock and balls. Naturally, you mount the copier.

The glass plate is a little cold, but you've noticed very little shrinkage in Blowjob Universe. Your cock is limp but as fat as ever. You hit the copy button. Mission accomplished.

With the photocopy of your dick in your hand, you find Mary in the same tall cubicle you saw her last. She looks a bit like a hipster with thick-framed glasses and sloppy office clothes.

"Hey, girl, have you ever seen a dick this big?" you ask her, holding up the photocopy.

"Uh, what? No."

You roll up the paper while she's speaking and stick the paper dick in her mouth. She gurgles.

"Ever have two dicks in you at the same time?"

She gurgles again.

"Well, get naked."

She gurgles.

"I said, get naked!"

The redhead reluctantly stands up. She undoes her slacks and steps out of them, revealing hipster-cut black panties. She then pulls off her shirt and tshirt, leaving her in a bra.

"Nakeder, you dumb girl."

She unclasps the bra and steps out of the panties. Her breasts have freckles on them too.

Your filthy cock is hard again and your balls feel like swollen. You push the redheaded intern over her desk and grab her between her legs. Not that you care, but she's strangely wet and aroused. Your abnormal fat cock pushes into her and her pussy tightens around the monster. You hear her moan through the paper dick in her mouth.

***

You push your thumb into the redheaded intern's ass while plowing her pussy from behind. She keeps drooling through the paper dick you stuck in her mouth. You kind wish you had taken more photocopies of your dick, but you're too dumb to think too much of might-have-beens while fucking wet intern cunt.

Your everflowing balls deliver a torrent of your vile cum in Mary's fresh cunt. She gasps and her fingers desperately hunt for her clit. Maybe it's not every day that the intern gets fucked by the halfwit dropout stepson of her boss' boss.

When you pull out, your deranged cock is still hard and your balls ache. You need to find another hole for your rancid spunk.