No time to decide, here come the cops

You decide to come in her eyes, a particularly mean trick perfect for a misbehaving little bitch. Your jizz is about to spurt, so you whip your dick out of her mouth, but as you take aim at her teary golden irises, a stern voice rings out behind you, and you spin around to see two helmeted bicycle cops, launching your wad accidentally into the face of the one on the left.

"Hawaii Five-Oh, what seems to be the problem?"

"Wow, you guys got here fast!" Your victim is grateful, relieved.

You're confused. She never called the cops, only threatened to. Did they just ride by the store and happen to see inside? Are you breaking a law? Why are there even cops in Blowjob Universe anyway?

The cop on the left takes off her black wrap around shades, the left lens completely covered in creamy white goo. She's a short brunette with a tight little body and probably some big juicy tits under all that utility vest. Her lips are plump, but drawn tight in a serious face. The rest of your jizz is on her forehead and cheek. She hasn't wiped it off.

The cop on the right, a big, butch woman three times your size with a huge ass and rippling, muscular arms, strides up to the counter, and slaps it on the underside like she's hiding gum under a school desk. That's what it looks like to an idiot miscreant, anyway.

"As soon as we got your silent alarm, we pedaled right over. Everything okay here now?" The butch lady is talking, but you can't tell if she's asking you or the Hawaiian girl. You don't wait to find out. You don't know how it's possible for cops to 'hear' a 'silent alarm', but you might have an idea about why there are cops in the BJU now, having had a moment to pump some blood upward for a change.

"No, everything's not alright!" you shout, before the checkout teen can. "I'm David, and nobody's gobbling my cob."

"Yeah, everything is not alright for sure!" Cool, the butch cop is on your side. "Deputy Hanrahan, suck David's dick and see if you can coax a splatter for your other profile, get some symmetry going."

Hanrahan nods and practically marches over to you, removing her helmet as she does, her luxurious chestnut hair cascading stunningly over her bulky, officious uniform, all the way to her ample ass. "On it, sir!" Her features are soft and young, but she wears a hard face for the job. She's hot in a scary way, to your easily-intimidated ass. She drops to her knees and starts rubbing her lipstick off on your dick.

Officer Butch continues, "Miss, while they're working on that, I can take your statement." The Hawaiian girl pales, and glares at you with very wide eyes, her pupils dilated in fear, just making you want to fuck her even harder as she tells her story to the Hawaii bike police.

You listen, with your hands behind the deputy's head, cramming her face into your crotch.

"I said 'sir you need to put that away,' but then..." she goes on, really making you sound like a bad guy.

"...and he just grabbed me..." she's explaining.

The cop looks up at her, trying to read her witness' face.

"... I hit the silent alarm, but he ..."

Your cock is spasming deep inside Hanrahan's throat, burying wad after wad of hot cum in the willing policewoman, but you find yourself wishing you were **** this whiny store clerk with your meat instead.

"...okay, I see what's happening here..." officer Butch is circling stuff in her notebook, reaching for something on her utility belt.

The adrenaline of all this too much and you explode again, pulling as hard as you can with your hands buried deep in the beautiful policewoman's hair, who was gagging hard when you started to orgasm, but now is just silently swallowing.

Officer Butch spins her cuffs casually around her finger and looks at you. "Sorry for the trouble, Sir, just glad we could get here and help" she says as the last of your load drips out down Hanrahan's throat. Then she grabs the Hawaiian teen by the wrists and cuffs her wrists behind her back. She holds up the key for you to see, suggesting a toss, so you let go of Hanrahan's head and catch the key. The young deputy slides off your dick, to the floor, ****. You weren't exactly paying attention to her well-being during all the commotion, so she must have gagged out from too much dick. Good thing it's Blowjob Universe. She'll be fine.

"Ouch," says Officer Butch as the deputy's head thuds on the floor. "Shoulda kept her helmet on eh!"

You walk over to the cowering handcuffed teen, ready to forget about the useless sleeping cop, and tell her supervisor, "She'll be fine."

"Oh sure, she'll wake up with not so much as a headache, if that's what you mean, but passing out like that on the job? Un. Pro. Fessional. She's done. That's the end of Hanrahan's time with the Five-Oh!"

Wow, the Blowjob Universe version of Earth is harsh! You pick up the teen and lay her on her back on the counter in front of you, her head tilted back towards you and your member. She's laying uncomfortably on top of her cuffed hands, squirming as much at that as at your big, smelly cock in her face. Her eyes are still wide and wet, so you let her stare at your junk while you chat with the cop lady.

"Seriously? I mean, she did suck me off real good."

"Yeah, I saw that, but it's just one part of the job. I'm taking her badge and belt."

"Take her uniform too!" you blurt out. Your dribbling dick idly draws a sticky trail across your captive's forehead.

"Good idea," says Officer Butch, but she just keeps writing stuff in her pad. Standing behind the cashier girl, you pick up your dick and rest it on her face, your ball sack draped over her eyes. You reach out in front of you and pull aside her stars and stripes bikini top, exposing soft, beautiful bosoms with deep brown nipples. You play with her pretty teen titties and finally slip your cock in her mouth, down her throat, as Officer Butch finally shakes Deputy Hanrahan awake.

"Hanrahan, you fuckin passed out in the middle of a high stakes confrontation. You fuckin kiddin me?"

Hanrahan is groggy, rubbing her eye with the heel of her hand. Her thick, beautiful hair is a terrible mess, some of it sticking to her mouth where your jizz has leaked out.

"Is everything okay?" Hanrahan is still sitting on the floor, finally opening her eyes. Everything is okay in your book, but you don't say anything. You're too busy fucking your prisoner's throat longways down the counter like its the same as shoveling popcorn into your face at the movies. You thrust harder and harder as the anticipation builds, and the deputy stumbles to her feet. "Did we get him off?" she asks.

"We got him off, deputy, but you left me hangin in the line of duty, so I'm relievin you of your badge, belt, and uniform."

She's going to enforce your suggestion! You blow a load into the checkout girl's belly and keep on pumping, jerking her little body all over the counter with each thrust.

"You... you can't!" She wipes some cum from her lip, looks at it, and remembers, she herself got you off before you stuffed her too full for oxygen and she passed out. "I saved the day! I sucked him off!" You hadn't meant to smother her, but it wasn't hard to do either.

Butch rips the badge from Hanrahan's vest in an cruel and exaggerated display, which sends your dick into a frenzy deep in this girl's neck and you unload yet another ball's load of cum inside her.

"Hey calm down, no need for that!" Hanrahan is pissed, and throws her belt at her superior before the woman can grab it from her.

"And your uniform!"

You laugh out loud at it, your balls retracting and dropping back down in the girl's eyes as you do so. You are just about done making her regret her existence in Blowjob Universe, but the show the cops are putting on for you is just warming up, so you keep on punishing her while you watch.

Butch reaches with a big, strong hand for Hanrahan's vest, and manages to grab onto a handful of utility pockets. Hanrahan swats back at the bigger woman, but it doesn't even bother her, and Butch lifts Hanrahan up in the air in front of her like the woman is some kind of toddler. With a jerk of her other arm, she rips Hanrahan's vest apart and throws it to the floor. Her arm shoots right back out at the squirming deputy, and grabs at her breast, untucking her police blue button down, and ripping most of the buttons off at the same time. Hanrahan slaps at her captor's face and shoulders, but that only irritates the towering woman.

When Hanrahan swipes her nails at Officer Butch's lips, she actually draws blood, and then she freezes, suddenly aware she has crossed a line. Butch responds with a long, brutal stream of pepper spray to the face, and drops Hanrahan to the floor to wretch in pain and grab futilely at her stinging eyes.

Still pumping the island girl's pretty face, you ask the officer, who is mounting her bike to head back out on patrol, "I probably shouldn't fuck a face after it's been pepper sprayed, huh?"

"Oooh probably not. Guess I kinda ruined that for you, huh?"

She kinda did.