Nijito In Konoha

Several hours later and I was wandering the streets of Konoha, walking gingerly because it felt like I had a third leg dangling between my original pair, not to mention my newly enormous dangling nut-sack.

Haru's blowjob had been pretty nice, getting blown in a super comfortable bed while eating succulent fruit that only nobles and ninja had access to was a dream come true.

The sun was shining brilliantly in a blue sky and I could feel its warmth on my face, the birds were tweeting a song of joy, children were laughing as they played in the road. Truly, everything was good in the world.

Holy. Fucking. Hell.

I began whistling a happy tune as I enjoyed the pleasant ache in my groin and fondled my new schlong, still marveling at how sensitive it was and wondering what exactly I should do with it...

"Hey! Forehead!" called out a blonde kunoichi in a midriff baring purple outfit. She was apparently referring to a pretty pinkette female ninja in a red cheongsam. They were both rather sexy, with tight svelte forms and I imagined if lovely Haru hadn't taken care of my libido a bit earlier I would have played a bit with them. But you just didn't mess with ninja if you knew what was good for you was a common thought process for me like any other village-kid and I kept walking even as the pinkette screeched at the other for some reason or another.

"Don't call me forehead!" she shouted.

So much hatred between friends, I mused as I continued on my way.

As I walked through the crowded market, it felt like every eye was on me. That wasn't the case but I'd never worn clothes this nice before. It turned out that Tsunade had had my old outfit burned to a crisp for being unworthy of her stud and she'd had a tailor make me new ones.
Not only was I wearing fine cotton clothes of an incredible quality, I was also wearing a hat and sandals. Fancy leather sandals. My hat was bright white and had the Village's logo on it. A swirl of leaves. My sandals were white so that really stood out against the rest of my attire.

I looked like some rich kid, which I suppose I essentially was now. That or a walking advertisement for the greatness of Konoha.

Passing through the merchant district, I reflected on my observations of the power of my earrings. They caused everyone to turn a blind eye to whatever I did and allowed me to make changes to everyone's beliefs about what was acceptable in the world. That was incredible and made me feel like the Will of Fire itself.

That said, I was having mixed feelings about the use of such power.

On one hand, I enjoyed using it to make everyone dance to my tune. On the other, I wasn't sure if it was healthy to completely change people's personality just because I had the power to do so. Besides, I didn't want to make everyone into some unquestioning ****. Just enough to help them relax their rules on sexuality.

That said, it was definitely fun to mess with people. Getting a beautiful kunoichi like Kurenai to give you a handjob in the middle of the village and then seeing the reactions of everyone around as they not only don't intervene but actually allow it to happen was simply delightful.

I wandered for a couple of hours and enjoyed doing whatever I wanted without the slightest worry about official censure. I could go anywhere! I could walk into a person's home and they considered my presence there to be completely normal. I could explore the private part of various stores and houses and know that I would not be trespassing.

Hilariously and somewhat uncomfortably, I stepped into a mature woman's bathroom as she did her business and she just smiled warmly at me. I say uncomfortably because she proceeded to tell me that I was welcome to stay and keep her company while she tinkled.

I waited until she finished and then left. That was too much. I totally didn't have a massive hard-on due to that...

I had my way with various attractive women in public, grabbing their boobs and fondling their bottoms.

I walked into various stores and helped myself to whatever I wanted.

I walked into the most elite and private areas of the village, even Clan strongholds and never once was I stopped or questioned.

Basically, I had a lot of fun.