My name is John Smith and I have a 12 inch cock

You snicker at the words on the paper. Your dick is a decent size but nowhere near a foot in length. You aren't sure cocks that big are even possible. You are about to tear the paper out of the machine and write something else when you feel a sudden pressure in your groin.

"Ah! The fuck!" you groan as your pants pull painfully tight "What the hell is that?"

**** to relieve the pressure you pull down your pants and boxers only to stare in disbelief at what you unleash in the process. Your cock is enormous, it slaps against your thigh hanging halfway to your knees and it isn't even erect.

"Fuck me that's easily twelve inches and I'm not even hard..." you gasp baffled by your sudden enhancement "Wait, twelve inches... It couldn't be could it?"

You look down at the python between your legs then at the typewriter putting two and two together. The idea seems crazy but there is no denying the evidence of your own eyes. What you wrote has become reality.

With a mixture of dread and excitement, you sit back down and wonder what else you could write...