Luke and the Knockoffs - Hentai Style

“These work right?” Luke asked the guy in the car park.

“Yeah, totally. Best AI produced X-Change pills. You want the blues right? To give you the body of an Adonis hung like a horse. This is the stuff man.” The guy said, wiping his nose. He was dressed poorly in stained shirt, tattered slippers, tracksuit pants and was unshaven. He smelled to.

“I don’t know…” Luke said, hand clenching his Ulysses S. Grant bill.

The guy held up a baggy. “This is what you ordered. Plus Blue Adonis. You’ll be a fucking T Rex apex dick swinger. Taller, stronger, shit it will clean up your skin and do your fucking tax return,” the guy laughed at his rubbish joke.

What could go wrong? A lot. But Luke was weak and slim and hardly an Adonis. Effeminate was more accurate. He passed over the fifty and took the baggy.

“Pleasure doing business with you. Enjoy your third leg man!” The guy said.

Luke held the baggy up to the light, frowning. “Hey, this looks purplish man!” He said.

“Listen it’s a knockoff. It’s food colouring. It’s not a blue or a pink or a purple…”