Jack Jericho (Orange man) SPOILERS!

Jack is a resident of Gotham City (Yep, that place) so this branch could loosely be described as fanfic (and may I add that unless it's spectacularly well written, we probably won't be accepting any more fanfic stuff. And no Naruto. Period. Ever.). What makes this particular branch unique is that first and foremost, the AM uses some pretty flowery language. Shakespearean Olde English stuff. Currency is called Doubloons, and they're earned through elevating scores, hitting certain hidden achievements, and unique to this branch, Daily Quests. Also new here, the ability to actively choose to pursue a romantic relationship with someone with over a 50 Affection score. In the most recent chapter we're teased by something called a "Loan System" which I'm sure will be fascinating. Orange Man's Trait-like upgrades are called "Buffs" Those which have been revealed follow:

First touch (100 doubloons): They say it is good to make a good first impression. With this perk, you automatically get 10 Affection pts in your opening interactions with strangers.

Love Is All You Need (300 doubloons): As long as someone has a Love score with you over 50, you no longer need to sleep or eat, though you may do so without any repercussions if you desire. You do still need to breathe, though, so don't drown or anything.

Adonis (200 doubloons): Firm jaw, chiseled abs, toned thighs... Every man dream of this all the time. With this, you get a physique that rivals the gods themselves. Get ready to turn the head of the ladies and make straight men reevaluate their sexuality. Oh, and you get 5 love pts and 5 lust pts automatically to anyone who sees you.

Power pole (50 doubloons): Let's face it. Who doesn't want a huge package? With this, you can spoil your partner rotten to the core. The length and breadth of your dick adjust according to your desire. Just don't go too far. Think of it as a superpower... Dickman.

Jack has purchased First Touch and Power Pole.