It's exactly what you hoped, the best of both worlds.

Winding out in front of you as far as the golden, sunny horizon, is a cobblestone path, lined with landscaped flowerbeds and park benches, and pretty little cottages with hand-painted signs. Angel hotties wearing nothing but white silk sashes float aimlessly through the air above, and in the distance, you can see the skyscrapers of a grand city, the clear waters of an ocean foam-crested bay, a Ferris wheel and roller coaster rising out of a theme park. The sign above your head proclaims:

WELCOME TO И3VARTH!

Then you see, sticking out among the cottage rows, your own shitty apartment building. It's five stories tall, twice the height of most of the cottages on the street, but instead of the flaking whitewash and rusted out window units you're used to seeing, this building is adorned with pretty pastel colors and window boxes full of pretty, prim little flowers you're too ignorant to recognize as tulips.

An angel with tits bigger than her head and hips even wider than her tits glides down delicately in front of you and hovers just inches above the ground, her breasts swinging to and fro with the same impossible lightness as her goldensilk hair, her body covered only by a slender strip of silk floating in the breeze. "Welcome to Neva..."

"Yeah, I know. Kristi told me all about it."

"Kristi?"

Your balls clench as you look up in awe at the incredible creature in front of you. Everything about her sways softly in the summer breeze, even the silk sashes are undulating, resting impossibly across her breasts just above the nipples, and between her thighs.

She's figured out Kristi is the **** mess at your feet, and continues. "Wait. You get yourself a ticket to Nevarth, the most gloriously sexy semi-realistic realm in all of the great Blowjob Universe, and you facefuck, oh wow multiple times, you facefuck the first thing you meet, the Reception girl, totally average body, standard mouth, normal lips, ugly fucked up makeup... like, how basic can you be? I don't get it."

"You don't have to get it, you're a magical floating cocksleeve. It's my Blowjob Universe and I totally get it. Now suck my dick you fuckin' tease."

"Wow." She says it under her breath and blinks a few times, still not getting it. Then she gathers her long golden hair over her shoulder and runs her tongue around her lips in preparation. With a strong but still effortless back-beat of her majestic angel wings, she dives downward toward your crotch, her feet rising up behind her until she's planking in front of your dick, her wings outstretched above her face-down body, flapping the floral perfumes of the Nevarth summer gently into your face.

She bites down on the waistband of your crusty pants and drops suddenly towards the cobblestones, pulling them with her to your knees, her muscular body still parallel to the ground all the way down to her outstretched toes. When she rises back up, your dick rises in unison, and she takes a deep breath before descending onto it, her warm, soft tongue and palate fitting perfectly to the contours of your member.

She beats her wings, and rises up your shaft.

Then she stills her wings, and slides slowly, impossibly lightly, downward, her unnaturally creamy spit dripping down your cock and into your pubes.

Another beat of the wings, and she rises again. This time her mouth is open, her tongue outstretched and licking your dick as if coaxing it up towards the fluffy-clouded Nevarth sky.

This angel is clearly made, one hundred percent, for sucking your dick. She's got all the technique of a thousand Kristis, and her hot bod is a custom fit. Your cock throbs so hard you can feel it growing larger than ever before inside her. You are in total control of when and how much you cum, or you'd surely have blown your load immediately, but you are still seized by your urges, so you grab the angel's wings and manhandle her, pulling her in sharply while you thrust suddenly into her throat.

To her credit, she's even got a technique for your facefucking.

As you pull and thrust harder and harder, her legs and feet rise up and up until she's pointed downward onto your cock like a frozen divebomber, her gullet stretched out for the deepest possible penetration. It's not actually even possible, or it wouldn't be if you weren't here in Blowjob Universe at least.

You feel the cum rising up from your balls to your shaft, ready to spurt, ready to escape. You can feel it and you know you can control it, you could keep it in, keep this angel on your dick all day, or better yet, spray your seed all over her and start back up immediately.

Fuck self-control! This is Blowjob Universe! You let your jizz jet unload, as long and as hard as you can, and the result is nothing less than spectacular.