Goblin spouse inc.

Your name is Kevin Douglas and one day, you found a website saying it was offering a goblin spouse. You thought it was a joke so you filled out the order form for fun. Before you knew it you accidentally put in your credit card number to send money. You didn't notice until afterward and felt stupid about it. It was a lot of money and the site didn't give refunds so you felt major buyer's remorse.

You can only see what you ordered.