Female who drunkenly ordered a female

You don't even remember what happened last night as you and some coworkers threw a couple back after work to start the weekend. Unfortunately for you you were not tired but incredibly drunk so you went scrolling online until you saw and as for goblin spouses for cheap. Which in your drunken state made you laugh so you went to the website and seeing that you already had your paypal ready to go you went for a female looking for a female. What it said is the chosen female goblin for me had black hair, purple eyes, big breasts, wide hips, and a huge ass.

The next day, you wake up on your couch next to your laptop wondering what stupid thing you bot this time. So you were just browsing online trying to figure out your mistake of wasting money when there was a knock on the door. You opened the door and were shocked at what you saw.

It was the short goblin girl from the site. She looked unreal with her mid length black hair just at her shoulders. Her purple eyes were staring back at me as she stood in front of me almost with an entrancing aura. Her skin was smooth like silk and with your typical fantasy lime green color. She wore a barbarian dress that showed off her curves and muscles. With ragged tears and large gaps nothing was left to imagination

She smiled at you and said "Hello wife! My name is Grun and I'm so happy to meet you!"

You stumbled backward into the room saying "Uh-uh. No way, this can't be real goblins don't even exist plus I think I'm straight."

"Yes, yes way although you were very rude just now. I am your wife now and we are married meaning you are lesbian now. You paid for me and I'm yours," she replied as she walked in and closed the door.

"How can I even explain this to my friends and family!" You said.

She tilted her head confused. "Did you not want me anymore?"

"It's just...I thought the site was a joke.I was drunk I didn't remember..." You trailed off a bit.

She giggled. "Oh, it was no joke. We goblins make it a business to sell us off to spouses who want them plus cheap makes us appealing to a wider audience."

"But...why would you do that?" You asked.

Her smile got bigger. "We goblins are in great numbers and not always able to find happy lives. Since there are so many humans without spouses and wishing they did, we made it so we can make both sides happy. Luckily, we goblins are not very picky with who we are with. . So long as they give us a place to live and fuck us regularly, we are happy. Our ancestors have been doing this for centuries and we are perfectly fine with it. In fact, we love it."

"Wow. That is...a lot to take in."

"So no worries wife! I am here to make sure you are happy, your home is clean, your stomach is full and your pussy is purring!" she purred.

"Um, yeah. Okay."

"Great! Let me unpack my things!" She said walking off to your bedroom to unpack.

Well, this was an interesting predicament. You didn't know how to feel about having a goblin wife. You couldn't deny that she was good looking but you never been with a woman intimately. You didn't have much experience with men either but at least you knew what those louts were like. But you didn't pay a lot of money and it's not like you have had the best luck with human guys so might as well see how this goes.