How to use the APP!

Ross Culkin and Cherry Kulkin, from their respective dimensions, opened up their computers and went to their main email website before checking on their inbox.

Skimming over the contents, neither hesitated to download the PDF file and opened it to view what it had to say.

For Cherry, she sat the laptop on her lap as she read it in the middle of the night on her bed. Only the laptop's light would illuminate the room as she read the contract.

"On the date of: January 31st, 20XX, All instances of the company Perfect Parallels, as well as all of it's variations from different dimensions (Hereafter referred to as the Seller) agrees to sell a subscription service to Cherry Kulkin (Hereafter referred to as the Buyer) on the agreed basis that the Buyer will use the service in order to continue visiting Ross Culkin (Hereafter referred to as the Product)"

Meanwhile, Ross had already printed the PDF file into a physical copy, as he lounged around his room while carrying the paper around and reading it out loud during the morning.

"Blah blah blah, Ross Culkin hereafter referred to as buyer, blah blah blah, use service for Cherry Kulkin hereafter referred to as product- Upon written signature of Buyer, Seller will commit to their word and allow Buyer legal access to use the interdimensional phone app to travel across dimensions for the sole purpose of visiting the Product." Ross blinked in astonishment, "Huh... I'm gonna be given a dimension hopper as a phone app. Neat."

Cherry kept scrolling down as she continued reading, "Buyer agrees to use service as intended, and shall not use it as a tool for anything else, such as causing destruction in a separate reality, committing crimes in a separate reality, committing fraud in a separate reality, buying items from their original reality to sell for a profit in a separate reality-"

"****... self-****... framing alternate-self for ****... framing unrelated person for the **** of alternate-self... Tax evasion..." Ross listed off mindlessly, laying on the floor with a bored expression.

"-introducing service as a gateway to heaven and charging unrelated persons to enter, using service in order to gain infamy as a magical wizard, using service as an excuse to show up in famous unrelated person talk shows-" Cherry yawned briefly, before rubbing her eyes and continuing, "using service to become a famous internet meme-"

"Why the fuck would I ever plan on using this just as an excuse to commit **** on RACCOONS specifically on all things?! Who the hell does that?! Why does that even need to be mentioned?!" Ross shouted incredulously at the ridiculously strange demands in the text.

"-introducing service in order to convince unrelated persons that anime is real, using service to prove that anime is real, using service to prove that unrelated person of religious nature is anime, using service to introduce anime as a religion-" Cherry's eyebrow slowly raised higher and higher as she continued on, to the point where she was worried it might fly off into space if she kept reading any further.

"-and anything that is deemed obviously illegal." Ross gave a huge sigh of relief as he finished the first paragraph, "Fucking finally."

Cherry rubbed her eyes tiredly and blinked them clear, before reading on, "In return of service provided by Seller to Buyer, Buyer will provide payment for service in monthly fashion, requiring Buyer to purchase and send Seller... a box of uneaten donuts as compensation for continued service?" Cherry shook her head and reread the text again, "What?"

"Wait, hang on, I just need to pay them with a box of unopened Froot Loop cereal every month?" Ross asked confusedly, rereading the text again. "Seriously? Fuck man, I can totally afford that. I was practically worried about nothing."

"Should Buyer breach the contract in any way, either by breaking the agreed conditions above or unable to provide monthly compensation, the Seller reserves the right to immediately revoke Buyer's access to service. At no time will monthly compensation be returned to Buyer should this happen." Cherry leaned her head on the palm of her hand tiredly as she nearly reached the end of the contract.

"This agreement was made for the mutual benefit to protect both parties. Please sign here- Finally! God, this took way too long." Ross rolled his eyes at the overly formal document, before taking a pen out and signing his name on the empty space below.

"Sheesh, you couldn't have added an extra fifty-thousand laws in there? Make sure you cover all the basis so that the contract would take up to seven years just to finish?" Cherry mumbled tiredly, before typing into the file and providing her online electronic signature.

Ross waited patiently for the document to be scanned and copied into his computer, before attaching the copy into his email and replying it back to Perfect Parallel.

The moment they both hit send, their smart-phones dinged to notify that an app had finished downloading without their knowledge.

Opening up their phones, what lies in waiting on their home screen was a picture of two earth's separating from each other as the app's icon.

Parallel Lovers.

Ross and Cherry smiled to themselves, finally able to obtain the app that would let them visit their partner from the alternate dimension.

Cherry stretched her body and gave a huge yawn as she shut her phone off and settled in for the night for some good night's sleep, "See you soon, little brother..."

Ross looked at the time to find that his school bus should almost arrive at any minute now. Pocketing his phone away, he swung his backpack over his shoulders and got himself ready to head to school, "Can't wait to see her again."