Getting ready.

It was the perfect day.

Sun was shining, birds were singing, and the mailman was on his way to deliver packages in his neighborhood without a care in the world.

Whistling a happy tune, he inserted various packages inside various mailboxes as he went down the street, one by one in meticulous order.

As he finally reached the last house here, he stylishly flourished the last package in his hand before getting ready to open the last mailbox in this street.

Unlatching the lock, he scooped out all the mail inside onto his carrier package to get ready to ship, which was surprisingly a decent amount of mail to swift through. It took him a while to really reach in and try to pull all the mail out so that he would be able to have room to insert the package in his hand.

After a moment or two, he finally was able to grab the last batch of mail from the mailbox, only to see the human head of a girl inside.

"Hi, Mailman!"

"AGH, FUCKING CHRIST!"

The mailman nearly jumped a foot in the air as he was startled back by the blonde girl waiting for him.

The girl stepped out from behind the mailbox with a carefree smile, as she asked, "Anything for Cherry Kulkin?"

Taking a deep breath to calm his nerves, he gave a cautious smile before handing the package over to her.

She had an excited gleam in her eye as she held the package in her hands, before rushing inside her house with a quick, "Thanks! Stay safe out there!"

The mailman had to wipe a nervous sweat off his brow as he stared at the retreating girl. Guess she was really looking forward to that package...

How did he not notice her hiding behind the mailbox? The pole was as skinny as a balloon animal in the shape of a snake. Plus, with her huge tits in the way, it was a wonder how she managed to hide behind the skinny mailbox at all.

Ah, whatever.

The mailman continued on with his day, now slightly more cautious of any more busty blond ninjas that could possibly be sneaking up on him in the future.

“He is going to love this.” Cherry remarked happily as she looked over her recent purchase.

Cherry personally didn’t know too much about this Kamen Rider series, only knowing that it was basically the same kind of genre like the Power Rangers. Except instead of a five man team in tight spandex suits, it’s a one man hero who wears bug-like armor and rides on a motorcycle or something.

But she knew that Ross was into it, and she promised to buy specifically the OOO’s belt for him the last time they talked.

She even took the time to gift wrap the toy belt to make it look like a present box, just to make it more presentable when she hands it too him.

Going through so much effort, she felt really proud of herself for this one. It’s been a while since she gave her little brother a gift like this. Usually nowadays, he always just kept what he wanted as a secret and only ever asked for cash envelopes instead.

Practical of him, but really boring for her. He never gave her the opportunity to really get to wow him at all.

Now that she had the chance to do this though, it gave her such a warm sense of nostalgia. She couldn’t wait to see the look on her little brother’s face when he gets his hands on her gift.

Now that this was done though, it’s time to get herself spruced up to look good. Even though she was just going to see her little brother from an alternate dimension, this probably technically maybe counted as a date, so she didn’t want to leave a bad impression.

Ross carefully combed his hair over and looked at himself in the mirror, feeling just somewhat anxious.

He didn’t exactly know why he felt so nervous. This whole thing basically boils down to him just visiting a sister, even if that sister was from a different reality entirely.

Still though, a part of him didn’t want to leave a bad impression. Even though Ross has practically seen Cherry’s face every day for most of his life already, knowing that it was a version of her that he could actually get along with was kind of exciting and new.

Plus, the fact that she was an extremely hot girl with huge tits also probably played a hand in how nervous he was. Yeah, that seemed likely.

God, he was pathetic.

Taking a deep breath, he calmed himself down and help up a single rose flower in his hand to sniff it.

Ross wondered if his sister liked roses. He’d never asked her before, but he knows that she generally gets flowers as gifts all the time by all the random boyfriend slaves that follow her around constantly as they vie for her attention.

Actually, would giving her a rose be too weird at first? Would it seem too romantic? Should he have gotten maybe a lily or a sunflower instead?

Christ, he sucks at this.

WHATEVER, he already bought the rose, she’s probably going to like it anyway. The other version of Cherry seemed laid back enough to not care if he got her favorite flower wrong. It’s the thought that counts.

Hopefully.

...

“God, why am I so awkward all of a sudden?!” Ross groaned and slammed his face next to the mirror, causing his hair to get messed up again.

Cherry confidently made her way down the stairs with a pep in her step and made her way out the front door of the house. On the way, she passed by her little brother, Ross Kulkin with a K, mindlessly watching TV instead of doing his homework.

Cherry couldn’t help but roll her eyes a bit at the scene, before reminding him, “Hey Ross, I’m gonna be out for a bit to meet up with someone. While I’m gone, I’m expecting you to be the responsible one on the house okay?”

“If you mean don’t make a mess or invite friends over to start a party, then yeah, I’ll be fine with that.” Ross absentmindedly responded, his attention still stuck to the TV.

“I meant more along the lines of remembering to do your homework and school assignments without needing me to remind you...” Cherry frowned.

“Yeah yeah yeah- I’ll get around to it when I get around to it. Lay off my back.” Ross muttered bitterly as he waved her away.

She felt herself give a sad frown as she stuck around and watched her little brother completely do his best to ignore her entire existence. It made her wonder if she even needed to bother talking to him at all today...

“Um... Aren’t you a little bit curious to who I might be meeting with today?” Cherry asked, hopeful that he would at least care enough to turn around and face her. “I’m about to go on a date, you know...”

To her surprise, Ross actually did take the time to pick up his remote and pause the TV in order to turn around and face her. Unfortunately, he had a face that just screamed utter annoyance.

“Sis,” he began slowly, “I could not care any less about what you choose to do on your own free time or who you decide to hang out with. If you want to brag about some guy you’ve met or whatever, please brag to anyone that is specifically NOT me.” Gesturing to the door impatiently, he finished, “If you’re gonna go out on a date, then hurry up and just do it already. I don’t need to know, and I don’t care.”

With that, he turned back in his seat and played the TV again.

Cherry felt a small piece of her heart die inside a little as she quivered a bit from his harsh and blunt response.

But then she shook her head clear, deciding to ignore it and just walk away. Saying anything or reacting to him wouldn’t be worth it.

She wouldn’t need to bother worrying about it soon, since she’ll be hanging out with a much more fun, nicer and more easygoing version of her little brother that didn’t treat her like she was nothing.

The other Ross would be much more nicer, and that’s who she was going to spend time with today.

She didn’t say anything else as she briskly walked out the house and slam the door shut, leaving Ross to his own devices.

“What are you dressed up for?”

Ross was startled a bit from the familiar voice popping up behind him in his room.

Cherry Culkin with a C stood there in the doorframe, an earpod in one ear, chewing bubblegum, and a phone that pretty much never leaves her hand no matter what the circumstances.

As always, she was wearing something loose and small, showing off her midriff to the world without a care in the world, and also probably wearing a bra that made her boobs seem that much straighter and enlarged.

“Jesus, you scared me. Don’t sneak up on me from behind.” Ross said as he held a hand to his beating heart.

“I wasn’t even trying to sneak up on you, you’re just easily startled.” Cherry rolled her eyes without a care. “Anyway, where are you even going? Don’t you always sit in your man-cave when you have nothing better to do?”

“For your information, I’m actually going out to meet a girl for a date.” Ross responded haughtily with a smirk.

His sister wheezed in response, before covering her mouth to stop herself from breaking out into laughter, “You’re going out on a date? Wow, yeah, okay big boy!” Cherry laughed mockingly as she giggled to herself, “What’s her name? Rosie Palms? Or maybe you’re dating her sister, Leftie Lucy? I didn’t realize the Five Blister Sisters are coming to town today!”

“HERH HERH HERH-“ Ross gave an annoyed sarcastic laugh before impatiently asking, “Look, what do you want, Cherry? You never bother me unless you want something from me.”

Calming herself from her giggle-fit, she cleared her throat and plainly asked, “I need to borrow fifty dollars from you.”

Ross groaned, “Augh, again? Seriously? What happened to the last fifty dollars I gave you?!”

“I already spent it.” Cherry shrugged nonchalantly, “Now I need another.”

“What did you even need the money for?! You still haven’t paid me back for the last time I loaned you my money, or even the five other times before that!”

“Ugh, its just girl stuff! It’s really none of your business anyway!” Cherry indignantly huffed, before reaching her hand out, “Are you gonna give me fifty bucks or not?”

Ross didn’t bother to argue, knowing that it wasn’t worth the headache.

With a tired sigh, he reached into his wallet and hesitantly pulled fifty dollars in cash out.

Before he could even fully take it out of his wallet, his older sister had already reached in and grabbed it out for him and started counting each bill, much to his annoyance.

“When exactly will I see you return my money back again?” Ross asked bitterly.

“When I eventually get the money to pay you back! God, just chill.” Cherry responded spottily, before pocketing the money between her cleavage. “If you don’t loosen up, you’re going to scare off whoever this girl is that you managed to tricked into going out with you.”

Without getting a chance to reply to that, Cherry had already left the room. As she left, Ross could hear her talking to whoever was on her phone as she sang down the hall, “Shelly! Ey guurl, guess who’s ready for shopping daaaaayy~!”

...

Whatever.

WHATEVER, ITS FINE.

Ross wasn’t going to let this ruin the day for him. He was about to meet up with a much cuter and nicer version of his sister, one that WASN’T the type to use him like a tool to grant endless favors and never repay any of them back.

She was going to be cute, he was going to have fun, and they were both going to hang out today on an awesome date.

Taking a deep breath, he shook himself off of all the bad vibes and slapped himself in the face to get ready.

Then, with a smile, he held the rose tightly in his fingers before leaving the house.