His first impressions

“I don’t think I’m going to offend anyone with this statement,” Ross says. “We are all very attractive people. I’d fuck all of you. Since it’s story time, can I tell you my first impressions?”

Phoebe says, “Go for it. I’m sure having the extremely drunk guy spill his soul will be fun.”

Ross continues, “I met Phoebe when she first started dating Joey. When I met her, she was drunker than me right now. I think they were bar hopping, and I was at their final stop. The first thing I thought when I saw Phoebe was ‘How did Joey get himself a hot little Asian chick’. Even though they were already red-faced drunk, they had another shot with me at the bar. Then Phoebe pulled me out on the dance floor. She complained that Joey didn’t dance. I remember she was flirting a lot with me. We had a lot of fun dancing. When she back her ass into me, I thought Joey’s girl is trying to fuck me. And no offense Joey but I would’ve done it.”

Joey responds, “How could you not turn down an advance from a girl as hot as Phoebe, even if she is dating your best friend. But I’m sure you learned her flirting is just part of her charming personality.”

Ross agrees, “Obviously we didn’t have sex, and it was just good friendly fun. But at the end of the night, I could only think about how fun Phoebe would be in bed. And I will admit: I did jack off to the thought of having sex with Phoebe that night.”

Phoebe feints disappointment. “You only jerked off to me that one time.”

Ross says, “You got me. It’s been more than once. I changed my porn filter to ‘Asian’ for a while. But you can’t blame me. You’re a sexy woman. Like even tonight, you’re wearing tight yoga pants that are accentuating your booty, and I can see your hard nipples pressing against your top.”

“Damn Ross, you’ve really been checking me out. Try not to jerk off to your fantasy of me while your wife is sleeping next to you tonight.”

Rachel says, “I’m sorry he’s being so crass. But don’t worry if I’m upset with what he’s saying. I’ve heard it all before. We have a lot of trust with each other and have talked about our previous fantasies and desires. So if he did want to get off to the thought of you tonight, he would tell me about it as I sucked him off.”

“Oh that’s interesting,” Phoebe says. “Keep the drunk confessions going Ross. Have you ever jerked off to Monica?”

“Our relationship is different than mine and Phoebe’s. We don’t really flirt, and I’ve never had the thought that she was going to fuck me while dancing. She dresses modestly, and doesn’t really flash much cleavage. But there was a backpacking trip that Chandler, Monica and I went on, where I learned a lot more about her, and got to know her more.

“The three of us basically went for a long hike, camped overnight, and then hiked back to the car. Monica was wearing some stretchy athletic pants, and I really noticed how nice of an ass she had. Whenever I would hike behind her, I would just stare at her butt, wanting to squeeze a cheek. As the day got hotter, Monica started peeling off layers of clothing. Eventually she was down to a tank top, and I finally noticed she had a nice set of boobs. But after the hike, we got to the spot, and set up camp: two tents and a fire. We cooked dinner and had a few drinks before going to bed. I was in a sleeping bag in my own tent, when I heard some soft moans coming from their tent. I thought ‘Holy shit, they’re having sex.’”

Monica interrupts and hits me on the shoulder. “I told you he would hear us!”

Ross continues, “So the moans and heavy breathing only get louder, and my dick gets hard. So I start jerking myself off. Monica really likes to talk dirty during sex. It was so hot. The thought came into my head that she wanted me to hear, and that she wanted me to masturbate to it. But in reality, she probably thought she was being quiet and whispering, but out there in the middle of nowhere, it was really easy to hear everything she said. To protect Monica’s modesty, I will not repeat what I heard. But I definitely remember what I heard, and it still excites me and gets me hard.”

Monica asks Rachel, “So that means you’ve heard everything I said that night?”

Rachel answers, “Yes, he has told me. And if what he remembers is true, then I agree with him: what you said was hot. Very hot. I would have never expected those words from you. But earlier you said ‘Be a lady in the streets, and a freak in the sheets’, so now it makes much more sense.”

Monica says, “Despite what he thought, I did not want him to hear. I should’ve just bit down on Chandler’s shoulder.”

Ross says, “Oh you definitely did that. It sounded like you were coming, and Chandler shushed you. And then I heard him say “Aaahhh” as I imagine you bit down on him. I saw the teeth marks the next morning. I came so hard that night. I made a mess in my sleeping bag, which was a little embarrassing. But that night made quite the impression on me.”

Monica asks Rachel, “So you don’t have a problem with him telling you these desires he has toward us?”

Rachel responds, “Not really. Number one: I know his fantasies are never going to happen. Number two: it turns me on hearing what turns him on, especially while his dick is in my mouth. Number three: I tell him my desires and fantasies too. I’m just not drunk enough to tell everyone about them like he is now.”

Joey perks up, “Do you have any about people in this group?”

Before Rachel can respond, Ross blurts out, “Oh yeah buddy! She definitely does!” Rachel gives him a **** stare and he shuts up immediately.

“Oh Rachel! You can’t keep us hanging. We’re so curious now.”

“Okay. Since my lips are feeling loose from the ****, I will tell you one. But before I do, each of you has to reveal your own fantasy or desire you’ve had, especially if it relates to the group.”