Yes: tell their secret desires

“Well we’ve already told so much sexual stuff in our lives already,” says Monica. “So one more couldn’t hurt.”

Joey agrees, “And we’ve obviously established a circle of drunken trust tonight. So I’m down to tell and hear some secrets.”

Rachel says, “Okay now that we agree. I’ll tell you something I’ve told Ross. So as I said, I love to give head but I haven’t given it to many people. I told Ross that I have this fantasy about giving his friends blowjobs while he watched. That way he can see my techniques on someone else. I ask myself: how would their dicks feel like in my mouth. Would I be able to deepthroat them like I do Ross, or would their dicks be too big? What would their balls be like? Would they be big and hairy, or soft and smooth? What would their cum taste like? And since Ross’s friends include Joey and Chandler, yes I have asked myself these questions about them. But it’s a fantasy, I’ll never get the answers to the questions, and that’s perfectly okay.”

Joey says, “Just to be clear: you’ve imagined sucking my cock?”

“Yes.” Rachel blushes and takes a drink from her cup. “But that is not an invitation to pull your pants down. Now it’s your turn to go.”

Joey says, “Easy. All three of you ladies pleasing me at once. Maybe feed me grapes at the same time.”

Phoebe says, “How about a real one?”

Joey says, “That was real. I’m a horny guy and y’all are beautiful ladies. Of course I’ve imagined having sex with you.”

“How about something specific that you remember thinking before tonight?” Rachel adds.

“Let me think a second then,” says. Joey. He thinks and takes a big gulp of his drink. “Okay. This isn’t anything that I obsess over, but one very specific instance is coming to me. I was scrolling through Instagram, and there was this brunette wearing the sexiest fucking lingerie. And I thought ‘Hey that girl like of looks like Monica’. Then my mind jumps to a thought of me walking into a bedroom, and Monica is handcuffed to the bed wearing that lingerie. That image is so vivid in my mind. Now it’s fun to imagine that Monica is wearing that exact lingerie underneath whatever she is wearing.”

Monica laughs, “Oh what I’m wearing is so much sexier though. Your mind cannot even comprehend it. A mom of two in the laciest tiniest thong you can imagine.”

Joey says, “She’s trying to embarrass me, so I guess that fantasy counted. So I now popcorn to you Monica, and I promise I won’t make fun of you. Because I’m a nice guy.”

Monica says, “Shit! I thought I’d have some time before it got to me. One story immediately popped into my mind, but I really don’t want to tell that one, so I was hoping I had some time to think of another one.”

Ross says, “Too bad. But if it makes you feel better, I’m now picturing you wearing some see-thru lingerie underneath your hoodie.”

Monica sighs, “Oh great. Now every man is craving an expectation I couldn’t meet. Well I guess since I don’t get more time I’ll tell this one. But don’t get a big head Joey because it’s about you. It came into my head a few years back, when you were still single. We would all go out drinking, then you would crash on the couch at our apartment. I had this fantasy, where one night I would sneak out into the living room, and wake you up. Then we would fool around and try not to wake up Chandler.”

Joey is sitting there grinning at Monica. I never knew she had a fantasy that involved Joey. They do flirt a lot so it shouldn’t be too big of a surprise. Monica says, “And suddenly Joey has nothing to say.”

“Oh sorry,” says Joey. “I’m just imagining what you’d be wearing if you snuck out to the living room to fuck me.”

Monica says, “Oh my god. I knew he would have this response. Chandler tell them one of your fantasies to get some heat off of me.”

“Mine is sort of dumb,” I say. “I have a fantasy of seeing Rachel compete in a wet t-shirt contest. I’d love to watch her get cold water poured over her, and then see her standing with her wet shirt clinging to her tits. It’s simple but anytime I think of it, I get turned on.”

Ross says, “She definitely has nice enough tits to compete.”

Rachel asks, “Anything else to your fantasy? Or is it just seeing me in a wet shirt? Do you think I’d win?”

I answer, “It wouldn’t matter if you won, because I wouldn’t even notice the other contestants. Now Phoebe’s it’s your turn.”

Phoebe says, “Mine is way naughtier than that one. I think it would be amazing to be blindfolded, and then have a group of people pleasure me. So I wouldn’t know exactly who was doing what, except for feel. I would love to try and guess whose tongue that was or whose cock. And this isn’t just with the men. I’d love to taste and guess the pussy as well.”

Ross says, “That’s definitely more hardcore than seeing titties in a wet shirt. No offense Chandler, but this fantasy seems way more fun.”

“So similar to Joey’s first fantasy where everyone pleasures him, except for yours, you are blindfolded,” asks Rachel.

Phoebe responds, “Yes. But I’ve actually have had this fantasy for a while. Joey knows I like to be fucked blindfolded. This is just taking it a step further.”

Ross says, “Is it just me, or is anyone else drunk and horny?”