He's a little distracted

"Oh, gag me with a spoon, that is gross," Jubilee groused as she watched the teenager walk by with his escort. It was gross, but also not exactly unexpected. Most mutants' powers manifested in their teen years. Did anyone think that creeps like Mastermind or Mesmero did anything different when their mental powers developed? Mastermind was still doing that kind of stuff, at least until the Phoenix destroyed his mind, and he was in his 50s. It was unspeakably immoral, but even Charles Xavier occasionally used his powers unethically when he was a boy. "Do we like, ask him to stop, or do you just rip off your skin and beat him up with steel fists?"

"That's a little excessive, Jubes," Paige said, "The mission is to recruit him so that the Brotherhood can't recruit him."

"Brotherhood can't recruit him if he's in a coma." Jubilee pouted, "Seriously, just rip off your skin and POW, one hit straight to the floor. It'd be like an aluminum baseball bat but like way worse."

"What is he doing?" Paige squinted at him. "Is he..." Jubilee continued to talk, but she got the sense that Paige wasn't listening to her. So she followed her gaze. The kid and his female companion were sitting next to each other in those airport seats. She had her hand in his jeans. Jubilee's ranting trailed off as the woman pulled out the biggest penis either one of the mutant superheroines had ever seen.

Due to the layout of the chairs, passerbys couldn't really see what was happening unless they were specifically looking at the boy. Which was good, because if anyone was caught in Ethan's rod's gravitational pull, it would have quickly caused a pile-up of gawkers.

"Holy shit, its so big," Jubilee murmured. Paige just started walking over to him. By this point the redhead was licking up and down the sides of Ethan's massive wang. Jubilee, not wanting to miss out, shouted after Paige "Wait up!"

"Hi, are you Ethan Rhodes?" Paige said to Ethan, her eyes never quite able to leave his dong.

"I'm Jubilee, and that's like... really, really hot." Jubilee said, "Can I, um, can I suck it too? Please? Pretty please?"