Exploring Simpley City

Mom and I leave the house, and we immediately have something to admire, our neighborhood. I got to see the street we live in yesterday, but it looks very pretty in the morning. Our house is located on a typical street, and it does look boring, but at least there are many trees, and it looks like there are a lot of neighbors near us. I hope they are nice, but I don’t think I will ever meet them, it’s just not something I want to do. And apparently mom also doesn’t want to see the neighborhood so much, because we only wander around the street for a few minutes, before we walk in the direction we came from yesterday.

We walk for about two blocks before seeing the park from earlier. Both mom and I wanted to see how it was, so we cross the street, and enter the park, which seems bigger than I expected. The park appears to be a large playground for kids, with lots of benches, pathways, and again, a bunch of beautiful trees. It seems like this neighborhood is very green, and it’s even nicer to see very little trash on the ground, so I assume the city is clean - That’s nice, specially for a kid park…

But as mom and I explore a bit more of the park, we stumble upon a few teens as well, so maybe this park is popular to hang around with friends -- which is definitely what I’m going to do, if I do end up getting friends. There are a few people walking around, and it’s surprising because it’s so early, but I don’t mind, it actually excites me to meet new people. But I don’t think I will be doing that, because mom finds a bus stop, and we wait for a bus to explore more of the city.

After just a few minutes of waiting, a bus arrives. Mom and I hop on, and enjoy a relaxing ride through the city. We leave the suburbs, and while mom is not saying anything, I know she is just admiring the view of the surroundings. I also don’t have anything to say, as I only focus on looking out of the window, and enjoying the view - Well, this seems like a normal city… Maybe it’s going to be just like home after all…

One silent ride, and only a few blocks later, and mom decides to hop out of the bus. We have reached a large avenue, which splits into other big streets, which seem filled with lots of restaurants, stores, and all types of small buildings. Mom and I calmly walk along this avenue, looking around, trying to find out what all of these stores have to offer. I can’t recall what every single restaurant and store sold, but there is a lot of variety, so I’m sure we will be coming back here at some point in the near future.

But as the avenue is right next to the coast, I think this is one of the most popular areas in the city, or at least it seems to be by the amount of people walking around here at this time. We tour the avenue a bit more, but I pay more attention to detail than my mother. I catch a glimpse of a few special stores, which seem like brothels - Woah, really? There are brothels in this city??... I know what I can do to have fun later, hehe. I look around a bit more, and confirm that there are a few brothels, which surprisingly fit the style of all the other buildings -- even though it probably shouldn’t, because a sex store doesn’t really fit next to a wholesome family restaurant, but it doesn’t matter.

We reach the end of the avenue, and we find a big plaza in the middle of a roundabout. It’s clear that this is an important point of the city, because the roundabout leads in four different directions -- the avenue we just came from, what seems like a big pier, the suburbs, and what looks like downtown. I can’t help but get excited to see how many places I can visit in this city, but mom takes her time to admire this area some more.

We stop at the plaza for a moment, which has a big statue in the middle. It seems like the statue is of an ancient leader, or something, but it looks unreal. The statue, while it isn’t sculptured in the most detailed way, it’s quite graphic. My mother doesn’t notice, but I’m instantly horrified to see that the statue has a man with his erect penis out, holding what looks like a pair of panties, or some clothes like a flag. It almost looks like a sex sculptures, but it has a very heroic pose, like he just conquered this land, pointing the panties to the sky, claiming all of the habitants by having sex with them -- I don’t know, it’s very weird, but quite funny.

While mom gets distracted with the plaza, I get closer to the statue, and pick up some other details - Damn, does he have a huge cock. I am baffled by the fact that someone chose to make this statue, and give it a very detailed penis. It just doesn’t make sense to me. But after I get a bit closer, I notice there is a sign at the bottom of the statue, so without mom seeing what I’m doing, I decide to read it.

«【“Jordan Pimpson, 1st Governor of Simpley City”】»

Hmm… What is that name?? It sounds kind of cool… I bet he was a nice governor, but he must have done some pretty crazy stuff to get a statue like this - I think to myself, before I start reading more of his backstory, and the foundation of this city. After a quick read, I learn that the governor’s name is the only ordinary thing about his story, because the rest of it is just wild -- to the point it’s hard to believe.

Apparently, Jordan came to this land in the middle of the 18th century, with only 8 companions. They camped in the woods for a week, and later found some native girls at the beach. After finding these girls, it is not explained how, but they started populating the land every week - How did they do that every week?... Honestly, I don’t think I want a description of that actually.

So with a lot of sex, and probably some ****, they founded this city, and the population grew exponentially, with every single guy being able to impregnate any girls they wanted - That honestly sounds like a dream, I wish I could have lived back then. But apparently their lives were short, only a few males got to live past their 40’s, but there was one that stood out the most, the first governor, of course.

Jordan was the one who had the most sex. It says that he impregnated over a thousand women, which sounds insane, but I somehow believe it. He had the record of most babies born in a month, with 38 of his babies being born in the month of August. After that, the city has made a tradition for that month, and they declared it the local month of love. It wasn’t normal love, not like Valentine’s Day, it was more like the month of sexual activities.

This special month turned into a celebration, where basically every year all the people from SC become more sexually active, prices drop in most places, so it allows the thousands of dates and sexual activities to be performed by the loving couples of the city. Impregnation rates sky rocket at that time of year. Apparently 1 in every 4 people has sex that month, and thousands of relationships and couples are formed. Basically, everyone fucks that month, and it sounds extremely fun - Huh, it truly sounds like the month of love… It would be perfect to find a girlfriend, or become a father… Maybe I will be lucky to get a partner that month, and maybe a family… we’ll see.

After reading the sign on the statue, I’m left a little confused. I don’t want to say that the whole story of this city is fake, but it sounds too good to be true. I’m having a hard time believing all of that happened with Jordan Pimpson, or that everyone has sex in August, but I want to believe it’s true. The city seemed a little small to be honest. I mean, there were a lot of houses in the suburb areas, but apart from that, the rest of the city was made of restaurants, stores, and other locations of that sort. I doubt there are too many people living in downtown, mainly because it seems to be full of brothels as well, but maybe there is.

I don’t know, I figure that the total population of this place is at least 5 figures, but there is no way that this city has more than 100.000 people living in it. But that makes me wonder - Then how can people have so much sex without the population increasing by a fourth every single year… I mean, one out of four people fuck like crazy in one month, so I’m sure that a big chunk of the population are babies… I don’t know, that sounds too crazy to be true, but it would be nice to find out if it’s real… I guess I just have to wait for August to see.

After learning more about this city, I quickly return to mom, who is just casually sitting on a bench in the plaza. We both take a look at our surrounding area, and see that there is a beach nearby, but I’m not sure we could explore it. I also spot a nice library, with a slick, modern exterior, and what looks like a warm, and big interior, which catches my full attention. I think we both are not sure of where we can go next, so she tries to ask me.

“Where do you want to go? I’ve heard this city has a nice mall, it’s huge!... Maybe we could go there, or just relax at the beach or something, what do you think? - mom asks me in a friendly manner, clearly not too worried about wasting time. I do know we have the entire day to spend outside, but I don’t want to waste time to explore this city, and find out all the fun things I can do here -- so I immediately start thinking of a good choice to spend time with mom.

But as I now know that this city is bigger than I thought, I have to think about mom’s question for a while, and choose where we are going next, but I can’t make up my mind - I want us to go somewhere fun… I don’t know what I could do at the library or beach, but the mall sounds good... A brothel though… Oh man, that would be awesome… Going to a brothel with my mother is something I’ve always wanted to try...