Chapter 3
by 
Joggles44
How old are you? (This decides what stage your relationship is in)
Early-30s (Wife Path)
Your face may have lost most of its baby fat, but you still can't find a gray hair. Besides, you enjoy the extra financial security of being part-way through a stable career-path.
You can't help but check out your body while you're at the mirror. It's probably smart to see it from a third-person perspective now and then.
You back from the mirror and immediately notice your...