Dyna has a doggone hard time with it

After a bit more rolling around in the mud, the knight captain finally attempted to get up off the ground. "Enough funning around! Time for the knight captain to do her job, so uh, throw me a bone, okay guys?" Dyna urged, not yet understanding how humorously appropriate that request would turn out to be. Lifting herself out of the veritable dogpile of dogs turned out to be a bit of a task; she came away with several dogs still biting onto her trouser legs and ended up doing a funny walk towards the door, dragging doberman pinschers behind her on each leg. To her annoyance, she realized they'd even torn up her outfit a little bit... it was hard to tell what had happened in the dark, but she could definitely feel some holes. "You cute little mutts have got some bite on you!" she applauded the moxy of those dogs, even as she cursed them for their powerful jaws.

The curvaceous imp finally made her way to the doggy door, the entrance of which was made better visible by the two lanterns framing the back door proper. She was in luck, at least as far as this stage of her plan went: while the back door was locked, there was no such security for the dog's entrance. If she could just squeeze through...!

Dyna ought to have realized she needed to back off when she had a difficult time sticking her head through, even without the horns. Once she did, though, she instead felt encouraged. Only... Her boobs were pretty darn huge themselves, appropriately called "melons" in reference to their size. Luckily, they were squishy, and also, the nature of a woman's cleavage meant that, if necessary, she could go in one at a time. With significant effort, she managed to do so. "Hooo boy... I'm glad I have my amulet right about now. If I had to do this with horns and wings, I'd have broken the door already," she complained to herself.

The inside of the house was immaculate, as she'd expected from how Palas had described it. From this view, though, all she could really see was the kitchen. That itself was quite impressive... it seemed to hold many cooking implements and even some interesting cuisine, considering that supposedly, blood ought to be all that a vampire like Lydins De Geomorte would be interested in. Frankly, the look of real, savory dishes was making Dyna's mouth water... "All the more reason to get inside quickly!" she reasoned.

... Her reasoning did not resonate forward to action. While her boobs were tremendous, her belly was also fairly significant... and her ass was the coup de grace. Ordinarily, she was proud to call herself a curvy girl with a big booty; people seemed to appreciate it all around the kingdom, especially in the current climate since the manuals were released. On this occasion, however, she found herself wishing that the demon lord's imps weren't blessed with quite so much junk in the trunk. Annoyed, she wiggled, finding no way to finagle it in as easily as she'd managed to get each boob inside. "Aaaaw fuck," she cursed, growing ever closer to simply breaking the door with her unreasonable strength as the strongest warrior in the city.

Little did Dyna realize, her mission would soon encounter even greater peril...!