Deja vu

“My Lord!”

The deadly poisonous cloud hit her Lord directly in the face.

She could see her Lord wobble and waver as he so carelessly triggered a deadly trap. Sanakia acted swiftly and pushed him away from the deadly chest.

But it was all too late. Her Lord wasn’t even able to utter a single word before he collapsed to the ground.

Dead.

“My Loooooooooooooord!!!!!”

She cradled her Lord in her arms as his body grew colder and colder. It was too soon! Her Lord should have perished in a glorious battle against the fell Demon King! Not at the hands of a lowly chest!

But all hope was not lost. While it was kept a secret from him, Aijuka happens to be with child.

Before his demise, her Lord managed to sire an heir and the Sexy-Knight vowed to train his offspring in the arts of knighthood so that his legacy may life on!

Since there was no dirt to dig a grave, she decided to do the most dignified thing and stuff her Lord in the now disarmed treasure chest that claimed his life.

Sanakia remembered all the quests and adventurers they went on. The many trials they faced together. It felt like only a few days ago when her Lord claimed her as her own but this was the happiest time in her life.

“Good night, my Lord”, Sanakia said while standing vigil. “You were everything I ever aspired to be. May your soul now return to the Goddess’s embrace.”

Then she solemnly closed the lid as tears dropped down on it.

No! She needed to be strong. Her Lord wouldn’t want her to cry. She vowed to fulfill her Lord’s lifelong dream of finding the legendary Holy Blade Nikkou, slay the Demon King and bring peace to the land. Only this way will Sanakia be able to honor his legacy.

Steadfast and resolute, the knight moved on without looking back.

Her hand landed on the Doorknob of the nearest door.

But before she could open it, something peculiar happened.

A cloud of black smoke almost hit her in the face before zeroing in on the treasure chest, invading her Lord’s final resting place.

Buff Spell: Double Treasure rate!

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For a few moments Sanakia could only blink in confusion.

Buffs and the likes can only ever be applied when the target is still alive.

But her Lord was ****.

Gasping in shock as the sudden realization set in, the Sexy-Knight immediately hauled the chest open and spilled her dead Lord out.

He still looked as dead as a dead human but Sanakia recalled something else.

For the Lady Sylphid told her a long time ago that no one ever dies in this dungeon.

Does this mean her dead Lord was actually not dead?

Sanakia was skeptical since her Lord was clearly not moving. Which means he was dead.

Still, she had to make sure.

Blushing, but also knowing that she had no other option, she slowly stripped her Lord out of the Kyan-Kyan suit(but kept the Bunny ears on for modesty)

Then, her trembling hand went down towards his manhood and began to gently stroke it.

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IT WAS ALIVE!

Sure enough, her Lord’s manhood began to stir and grow!

While Sanakia was not that well versed in human anatomy, she was sure that dead humans don’t do that.

From there it took near no time at all to arrive at the conclusion that her dead Lord was in fact not dead at all.

But merely asleep.

Sanakia breathed a sigh of relief as she hugged her Lord. Her Lord dying would have really ruined her day.

Then the Sexy-Knight blushed. She probably should have not stuffed her not dead Lord into a treasure chest like that.

W-well, i-it’s not like she needed to reveal that little fact to him once he wakes, right? And besides, this was also her Lords fault for pretending to be dead!

Sanakia kept playing with her Lords manhood. By now it had grown decently big and was quivering in excitement. Seeing this, she stopped her caresses for a bit and the manhood slumped again. It only required a few touches to bring it back up again, though.

The Sexy-Knight couldn’t help but giggle.

Her Lord really was hopeless without her help. It’s a good thing she was here to take care of him.

Her Lord was surrounded by many fair maidens who attempt to beguile and ensnare him. Why, just this morning he engaged the Lady Sylphid in an obscene bout that should never even be called a match.

Sanakia herself was asleep on guard duty during the match but the Lady Sylphid was more then happy to retell every unsavory detail.

Recalling it, she felt her cheeks burning up. Of course, when it came to her Lord the Sexy-Knight needed not to rely on second hands accounts.

They engaged in many acts unbecoming of Lord and Squire.

Naturally, these acts were all completely necessary to further her Lords goals. And yet, the Sexy-Knight couldn’t help the immense fire that near burned her up during these...embraces.

A fire that stirred in her loins even now.

Perhaps she could…

N-No!

Sanakia swiftly shook her head. She mustn’t! As his loyal squire Sanakia could never take advantage of her sleeping Lord in such a lewd fashion! She must protect her Lord’s virtue!

Through great effort, Sanakia remained steadfast.

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I found myself in a very similar position to a little while ago. On Sanakia’s lap. Only this time my headache was even worse.

“My Lord!”, the Galmon gasped excitedly after I regained my consciousness. “You have finally awoken from your restful slumber during which nothing happened!”

“H-How much time?”, I asked with a groan.

“It was a bit longer this time”, Sanakia sheepishly admitted, looking very guilty. “I believe around fifteen minutes? Give or take.”

Give or take.

But again. I got lucky. Thankfully, my sense of time is rather impeccable. Right now it should be about half past ten. We are still doing good time wise.

I took a very long breath. “That was careless.”

“I agree”, the Galmon nodded. “My Lord, you must be more careful!”

WHO’S FAULT DO YOU THINK THIS IS?

For a short moment, Sanakia looked guilty. But that didn’t last very long. “But gaze upon the bright side, my Lord!”, the Galmon proudly showed me the loot my sacrifice had brought.

Inside the trap chest were eight small pieces of candy.

“Level up candy(up until level 20)!”, Sanakia announced with a very proud smile. “With these wondrous confectioneries you may instantly level up eight times! That is a tremendous boost to your combat prowess, my Lord!”

“Sanakia…”, I began, rubbing my temple. “These only work until level 20.”

Sanakia blinked at me.

“I am currently Level 28.”

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“28 is higher then 20.”

“Oh…”

And Sanakia was a Galmon. They don’t operate on the level system.

Meaning, these things were completely useless to us. Well, I guess we can sell them for a couple hundred gold coins or maybe Lucky will enjoy them.

If we ever end up finding these two idiots.

Taking one last deep sigh I stood up. “Still nothing from Sylphid or Lucky?”

The Galmon shook her head. “No, but while you were asleep you received one more double treasure buff, my Lord.”

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Again?

On how many of these am I right now?

Regardless it didn’t matter. At least we know they are alive and well. Not that this was ever much a concern with these two. The important matter now was to find them.

“Let us move...”, I paused

And looked down on me.

“Sanakia?”

“Yes, my Lord?”

“Why am I naked?”

“W-Well…”, Sanakia was blushing and sweating quite profusely. “I...didn’t want to have the Kyan-Kyan suit trouble you while you were s-sleeping. Do not worry, my Lord, I have it right here.”

She held up the suit.

Alright. Then I like to get dressed again.

Sanakia bit her lips as she stared at me. “My Lord, with you falling victim to this sleep trap, I worry about your blood circulation. I believe you should stay in the nude for a little while longer just so that I can observe you better...you can keep on the ears, though. For modesty.”

Oh.

“A-and you mustn’t cover yourself up! We never know what danger lies ahead! You must be ready and alert for battle at any time. Oh, but do not worry! I can keep your manhood covered with my own body! A-and I can stimulate you in order to increase your blood flow!”

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I suppose Sanakia had a point there. It is pretty humiliating to walk around completely naked but that suit was pretty humiliating too. This might be better after all. And it will keep the touch starved curse at bay too.

“This is so useful…”, Sanakia mumbled, while glancing at my crotch, before quickly gasping and smiling at me. “Ahaha! My Lord, s-shall we proceed then?” She went behind me and hugged me, making sure to cover my crotch up with her hands while her chest squeezed against my back “L-Like this? Yes, this will work most splendidly! This way you are most decently covered, my Lord!”

She was panting now and her hands were moving a bit too much.

“Sanakia…”

“W-w-wwhat? Nothing! Let’s just moving! Yes, yes!”

I decided to oblige her.

Walking like this was rather difficult but we didn’t really have a choice in the matter. And speaking of choices, we had two doors to pick from this time. Nothing seemed to stop us taking a peek in both though, so I did just that.

Bracing myself for yet another indistinct white room, I found a rather large area behind the left door instead.

The center piece and focus of attention was the massive pool that dominated the majority of it. It was filled to the brim with what seemed to be water but a closer inspection revealed that it was actually blue slime. The exit was on the other side and there appeared to be now way around then wading through the pit. I could also make out another treasure chest by the exit.

“There might be a schoolgirl swimsuit in there for you, my Lord.”

I don’t even attempt to try comprehending how Sanakia’s mind works anymore.

The room on the right was rather different. We were greeted by a dark and ominous cavern. The eeriest thing however were the endless amount of ropes that dangled down from the ceiling.

The ropes were so numerous that avoiding them was impossible. They weren’t quite touching the ground however, so it should be possible to crawl through this. Although unlike the slime room I could not spot the exit here.

“A tricky choice, my Lord.”, Sanakia pondered. “I would like that swimsuit but I mislike that slime. But I mislike these ropes even more.”

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Neither of the rooms seemed exactly safe. If I would have to choose I would say the slime room seemed like the better choice with the exit clearly in view, but that might exactly be what the dungeon wants us to think.

It looks like Sanakia is unsure on how to proceed, so this time the choice will be up to me.