sumedokin

Really Really Experienced

sumedokin was last seen:: 35 minutes ago

Gender:: Male

Birthday:: November 30

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When I'm not writing erotica I like to: use the term 'literally' when it doesn't apply.

When I'm not reading erotica I like to read: books by Arthur Conan Doyle, Douglas Adams, Neil Gaiman, Yahtzee Croshaw and Alexander Dumas. Also comic books and manga.

My favorite word for "penis" is: shaft.

My favorite word for "vagina" is: pussy.

I write erotica because: I like to imagine those who read what I write drops their monocles in their glass of cognac, and that makes me smile.

In conclusion, I am: literally a sadistic monster who should probably be behind bars.