Defective Ring Catalogue

(These are mostly modifiers to add to existing ring types, rather than rings themselves, to add a bit of chaos to your character's life)

For some reason that our marketing team still cannot figure out, apparently some of our customers actually want to buy our defective ring models. We here at Aphrodite's Aphrodisiacs are confused as to why, but we are not afraid to give the people exactly what they want!

Warning: The Bargain Bin Rings are entirely use-at-your-own-risk, with absolutely no refunds. If you experience issues that are outside of the stated defects of the ring, our 24-hour IT helpline cannot assist you, and to be honest, we won't even try. All customer complaints will be filed directly into the nearest paper shredder, and you will be stricken from our records for legal reasons.

While each defective ring has its own fair share of unique bugs and hardware issues, we have compiled the most common types of defects we have found.

Inverted Rings! These rings have almost the direct opposite of the intended effect of the base model. These include:

The Totally Dominated Cock Ring- Some of our Total Domination Cock Rings turn the wearers not into strong willed mind controlling tops, but instead into completely submissive weaklings. They will be unable to resist taking orders from anyone and will be hopelessly turned on from being helpless. Their arousal and ability to orgasm will toggle on and off at complete random, and they will not be able to bring themselves to remove the ring from their genitals.

The Cum Addicted Cock Ring- The second you put this on you will be helplessly addicted to your own cum or pussy juice, even after you take it off. If you consume anyone else's cum while wearing it you will become addicted to theirs as well. Our test subjects that used this type of ring are still stuck masturbating endlessly to appease their cum-lust to this day.

The Visibility Ring- Instead of making you invisible and intangible, instead you will suddenly become the focus of everyone's attention while wearing this. They will be unable to look away from you and will act like the audience at a show where you are the star. The range of this effect varies from ring to ring. Great for if you want to publicly humiliate yourself!

The Free Use-Me Cock Ring- Everyone in a random radius around you will think of you as a public sex toy, and will use you to get off. Your will become a permanent public glory hole that anyone can use, and you will be be to have whatever kind of sex they want. If someone removes your ring from you this effect will end.

The Possessed Cock Ring- When you attempt to possess a target with this ring, instead you will be trapped in their body as a passenger, unable to control them in the slightest. You will feel what they feel, but until they you out by removing your ring from your comatose body, you will be stuck riding shotgun in their mind permanently.

The Brood Cock Ring- You will attempt to become pregnant constantly while wearing this ring, and your pregnancies will be extremely short before you reach labor. Both vaginal and anal pregnancies can occur at the same time, so you will be having about two children every 24 hours, barring twins or triplets.

Sticky Rings! These rings cannot be removed once applied without physical surgery, so you better get used to their effects permanently!

Low Battery Rings! The functionality of these rings tend to short out mid-use, and for some reason always have the worst possible timing. This ranges from deactivating the portal for your genitals right before your target brings you to orgasm, to releasing targets from mental suggestions just before they carry them out.

Randomly Teleporting Rings! Instead of being able to project your genitals like normal, instead they will constantly move from one location to the next at random. Anyone currently trying to pleasure you will be to chase down your cock or pussy constantly.

Straight Up Weird Rings! These rings are often even weaker than our base model and typically just come with side effects rather than abilities. These include:

The Unending Orgasm Ring- While this ring functions almost like a normal base model MCR, the UOR will keep its wearer in a constant state of orgasm. Your bodily fluid production will keep up with the flow, but the downside is things will get very messy.

The Auto-Split Ring- When trying to project your genitals with this ring, one copy will appear where you want it to, a second copy will appear near you, and a third copy will appear near a random point within 50 feet of you. You will pleasure yourself as if you were a target of the ring just like with the other 2 copies.

The Half-Body Ring- When trying to use this ring as normal, it will instead partially suck you through it so you will be divided between two locations at the waist. So your upper body will be on one side, and from the ass down on the other side. People will treat both halves like your projected target, so they attempt to have you use your mouth and hands to pleasure them one one side, and fuck your pussy/asshole on the other. For users with a dick, this will largely be ignored while they use you like a double glory hole unless the person has an dick fixation.

The Oblivious Mistake Ring- When attempting to use the suggestion feature of this ring on another person, it will instead effect only you, and you will not be aware that it has backfired. This can lead to exponential backlash if you let it get out of control.

The Narcissist Ring- While you wear this ring you will become obsessed with yourself sexually and will constantly try to fuck yourself. You will fall completely in love with yourself and will be unable to have sex with other partners.

The Null Ring- While projecting your genitals, you will feel absolutely nothing from them. Anyone who interacts them will instead receive all the pleasure themselves.

The Anti-Gender Ring- While you wear this ring, your body will become completely gender neutral. Your cock, pussy, asshole, and/or breasts will all disappear and you will be incapable of feeling aroused. The ring will stay attached in roughly the area where you put it on, and once removed you will regrow all your missing parts.

The Gender Swap Ring- Similar to the AGR shown above, the GSR will instead swap your gender to the binary opposite while you wear it. This may or may not affect your sexual preferences. For non-binary gender persons, anything can happen. Beware.

The Suggestion Roulette Ring- Before attaching this ring, if you try to use the suggestion feature, it will instead generate a suggestion at random. These are mostly sexual in nature but our studies show that these seem to be based on the ring wearer's sexual fears or embarrassments. (Our test subject was self conscious over his dick size, so the suggestion it generated made everyone around him make fun of his tiny dick)

The Glory Hole Ring- In a complete reverse of what the MCR is supposed to do, this model generates several portals at locations within a 5 mile radius that other people will be compelled to put their genitals into. They will then be projected onto random surfaces around you. You will then be compelled to pleasure them to orgasm and can only remove your ring once they are all satisfied.

The Clone Ring- Both useful and dangerous, this glitched ring allows the wearer to project full copies of themselves instead of just their genitals. The clones are numbered to help you keep track of who is who, and will copy any clothing/inserted sex toys/ring based suggestions/etc. from the original when they are first created. Every clone can also create their own clones, so we recommend establishing limits with them before things get out of hand. Each ring varies with how stable the clones are, and the more you create at once the more likely for physical or mental side effects to emerge in them. Studies have shown that typically one in every two hundred clones is evil and will try to usurp the life of the original, so keep the numbers down to stay safe.