Converge

"Huh."

Faith snorted, "Yeah, that helps."

Buffy let her head droop forward, "Faith, c'mon, please... we did kinda... sandbag her from left field."

Jenny Calendar blinked away her surprise and shook herself. Taking a second to smooth out her hair afterwards she cleaered her throat. "Okay. Let me see if I have this right. So..." She stopped and considered her words carefully. "There is a definite attraction towards Xander. There is also a feeling of submission because you all have an intimate authoritative name for Xander. This includes Buffy's mom and presumably Cordelia."

Buffy and Faith shared a surprised look between them and then looked at Jenny and nodded.

"Yeah. That's the part of it." Faith added.

"And you are wondering if the feelings are naturally occurring or a byproduct of hosting the Slayer spirit. Since Xander is the only man to also house the Slayer spirit."

"Also yes." Buffy nodded.

Jenny rolled her eyes, "You two could have just started and stopped with that. All the... additional information you provided was, uhm, not strictly necessary." Jenny did have a small smile on her face, "Tho, I would have loved to see Rupert try and handle your blow by blow recount of your evening with Xander, Faith."

Faith and Buffy snickered.

"A lot of good lords and glasses being cleaned and looking away and openly wondering why he had to endure this." Jenny giggled.

Buffy fought down her mirth and pressed on. "So, do you think there's something there? This being a Slayer thing. Or are we just kinda nuts? Maybe you got a magic spell that can help us find out what's what. Or know someone who does?"

"G's been kinda unhelpful about new Slayer stuff what withall the 'unprecedented events' and such." Faith leaned back against a desk.

"Well," Jenny walked over toward her teachers desk, grabbed the tote bag she used for school books and drew out a slim black book and opened it up, "I've got contacts with a lot of the new Slayers, not so much their grumpy luddite Watchers. So I can discretely ask around and see if there are any similar... urges."

Jenny snapped the book closed "But do you really think Xander's messing around with Magic after the mess that was the love spell last year?"

Buffy shrugged a little. "Iunno."

Faith pursed her lips, "Ain't even sayin' its X who makes us feel this way. Just that we do. And that it's all four of us female type Slayers makes us worried."

"Well, I know a few people online who could hook me up with a spell or two to detect if theres anything wrong with you. I can look and see if its a big bad slinging the juju or if it's just hormones and your own sexuality. " Jenny looked up at the two Slayers and seeing two alarmed faces, both girls standing up, Faith chopping at her own neck while Buffy held a finger to her own lips. Amused by their attempts at shushing her, she assumed the duo did not want to hear her talk about the sensitive topic of sex, Jenny tried to placate them with humor and added. "Not that there's anything wrong with the two of you wanting to be Xander's sexpets. I'm sure you'll both look fetching in matching collars when he walks you on a leash."

The gentle cough from behind her made Jenny cringe and freeze. Slowly turning around Jenny faced the door behind her and found herself face to face with Xander Harris. A very surprised looking Xander Harris. Her mouth opened and instead of an excuse or a joke coming out Jenny's brain glitched and she droned, "uuuhhhmmm."

Looking up at the ceiling and away from anyone in the room Xander cleared his thoat and announced, "Just came to say that my Slay-dar pinged. Joyce is headed this way and she feels... unsettled, maybe even a little afraid."

Xander jerked a thumb over his shoulder, "F-figured we could save time and Avengers Assemble before she got here."

Bowing his head and looking away from anyone in the room. Xander coughed, "So, uh, yeah. Just... just came to say that. I'm... I'm gonna go out front and meet Joyce."

Xander quickly left the room after that, all without looking at anyone in the room. Jenny watched as the two strong Slayers whimpered and slumped against the desks closest to them.

"Kill me now." Buffy whined.

"Don't you know what this fuckin means?" Faith demanded, once again miming chopping her thoat with the edge of her hand. "It means shut up! Stop talking! Jesus Christ."

Jenny winced. "Sorry. Sorry! I thought you just didn't want the old person to talk about sex in front of you."

From where she had splayed herself out over a desktop Buffy groaned. "Fuck. This.... Oh, this is going to suck. C'Mon, Faith, we gotta go met Xander and wait for mom."

Grimacing Faith stomped her foot. "Fuck... This... Shit! B, do we gotta?"

Buffy pushed herself onto her feet, "Mom's coming here and she's afraid. Yeah, we need to go." Buffy steeled herself, "We don't have time to be embarassed. Monster's to hunt."

Faith laughed bitterly, "Maybe we'll get lucky and die before we have to talk to Xander about all this."

"Dare to dream." Buffy waved to the door, "Let's go."