Cock

You rip off the shreds of your shorts to reveal a small television screen where your cock used to be. Horrified, you watch as it grows to full size, spreading out across your lap and knocking items off of the end table.

After a moment, it stops, and for the first time ever you find yourself grateful that your parents resisted getting the huge screen you wanted and stuck to the old 32-inch model. Still, though...

You try to stand, but lose your balance and fall back. More carefully, you try again. The weight of it pulls against your crotch, but it's bearable. You gain your feet and begin shuffling toward the bathroom, feeling the cool air against both your bare ass and your naked...television.

You have to turn sideways to fit your monstrous appendage through the door, but once in the bathroom you are able to rest your television on the counter and get a good look at it in the mirror. Experimentally, you run your hand along the top surface. You feel your hand, but it's nothing particularly interesting until your finger brushes a button and your screen suddenly comes alive. The image of a flaccid penis appears on your screen, along with an emblem indicating that your television is muted. Experimentally, you press one of your volume buttons, and a wave of sensation washes through you as the volume bar appears and the cock on your screen twitches.

Heh.

You press the button again, increasing the volume, the sensation, and the size and rigidity of the video cock. Then you press it again, and again, holding it down until your erection fills the screen and you begin to feel the pressure of the now-confining screen.

You change your mind again and wish that you did have the huge screen.

You press another button.