By screaming ABLE MASTER as loud as you fucking can

You lean your head back and scream.

"AAABBLLEEE MAASSSTTEERRRRR!"

There is a slight pause. You look around.

All of a sudden, the woods to your left explodes in a wave of leaves and birds!

Onto the trail charges a large muscular white horse, coming to a stop while staring directly at you.

The two of you meet each others stare.

"NEEEEEEIIIIIGGHHHHh--" cough cough the horse sneezes

"I mean, HEEEYYYYYYYY! Whats up. Its me, your buddy Able Master." The horse moves its head in an upward "sup".

Your jaw drops. So this place DOES have talking horses. You stare with your mouth open.

"Are you just going to stand there staring at me all day dude? What do you need?" The horse trots in a circle impatiently.
"I was just about to talk some sweet wood elf into suckin my huge horse dong. Those things are cute, but god are they stupid." The horse grins.

"I was telling her that horse semen gives you good luck. She was about to get on her knees when I heard your loud-ass screamin my name. SO. WHAT DO YOU WANT."

Another moment passes.

"You aren't the sharpest tool in the shed are ya kid?"

Finally, you snap out of it.

"Well I just need a ride. I don't want to keep walking down this trail because it's taking me too long."

The large white horse sighs.

"Look man, seriously? I'm meant to be your friend and trusty companion in this world, not to be oppressed and ridden on! I'm not just a horse, I'm your buddy."

David scratches his head.

"Well uhhh, if you could just do it right now it would be great. I'm really tired of walking and all. It's not like I'm being disrespectful, This trail is just super long bro. I will make up for it later somehow, with hay or somethin."

Able Master squints his eyes.

"Fine. But it better be some beast ass hay. Hop on."

Able Master leans down, and with one upward jump, the two of you are galloping down the trail towards your next destination.

Galloping down the trail at a slow pace, the cool breeze flows against David's face as lightening bugs light up the muggy afternoon forest.

"So... uh.... Able Master. I noticed there are not other men in this universe, but you are a male horse. What's up with that?"

The horse turns its head slightly so you can hear it better.

"Neighhhhh! This is a huge fantasy world David. All sorts of different things live in this world that will shock your imagination. Especially your SMALL imagination. You may be the only human male, but there are cocks on other things that love to facefuck the beautiful women of this universe. Its always fun to watch. Also, it's always good to have some companionship in the form of a horse. I can be Comic Relief, or I can silence an annoying mermaid by shoving my huge horse dong in its loud mouth."

David grimaced.

"Well that's kind of gross, you shoving your horse dick in a mermaids mouth. Come on man, you ARE A HORSE."

Able Master shot back "What? You know what's gross David? Fucking some lady's daughter in the throat, while you hold her face under your BALLS and jizz spills out of her MOUTH and into her mom's eyes."

David shrugs. "She liked it but -Fuck it, you are right about that one"

The two start laughing.

All of a sudden, Able Master comes to a stop. The sound of rushing water surrounds you as you notice a small bridge crossing a creek directly ahead.

"Going to have to dismount while we scale the bridge bro, don't want you falling over the rail" the horse suggests.

You follow the horse's advice and dismount, approaching the bridge next to your horse.

You think you hear something moving nearby.