Belly (Overweight)

You frown at the size of your gut. It's not huge, but it definitely puts you in the "Big and Tall" section in most mainstream stores. You were even bigger before switching to light beers and diet sodas, but you were hoping for bigger results by now. You don't want to normalize being unhealthy for your future kids. You tell yourself there's still time and put it out of your mind.

Your examination isn't over just yet. It's been awhile since you've taken a good look at your own dick. You feel weird about it but surely every guy takes time to check up on their "soldier". You get in the right position so you can see it all in the mirror and...