Being the alpha is fun!

Jess and I looked down at Ron with all that mess on his face and laughed. Then we sat down on the couch and cuddled up.

"Man, I've always liked how you have you own apartment," I said. "You know what? I'm moving in. I'll take the bedroom with Jess."

"Yeah, I guess that makes sense if you guys are dating," said Ron. "I'll start looking for a new place I can move into."

"Oh, no no no," I said. "Please keep living here, sleeping on the couch, cleaning up, and paying the rent so I don't have to."

"Fuck! So not only do I have to watch you fuck my girl-"

"Ex-girl, loser!" corrected Jess.

"But I also have to do all the work around here! So if you two are taking the bedroom, where should I put my stuff?"

"Well, there's a dumpster behind the restaurant across the street," said Jess with a wink. "Relax, you can just put it in storage or something."

"Fine, fucking fine," said Ron.

He started moving towards his old bedroom, but I stopped him. "After you get your stuff moved out, go to my place and get all my stuff, please. We're going to go out and enjoy the day, and it would be awesome if you could have all my stuff moved in before we get back, please."

He sighed. "Well, there go my plans. This is going to be a long, miserable day."

"Hey, don't be like that! Make sure you please take plenty of breaks. And during those breaks, please look at porn with girls who look like Jess and jack off. In fact, please be so jealous of me and her that you do that at least four times a day from now on cause you're horny all the time."

A tent formed in Ron's sweatpants. Jess pointed at it and giggled. Then she started playing with my nipple, making a big show of it for her ex. She leaned in close to me and stuck her tongue in my ear, just deep in there, swirling it around lewdly. When Ron involuntarily moaned a little, she turned back to him. "Is something wrong, Ron?"

"Nothing," he said. Then he picked up his phone and ran into the bathroom.

Jess and I laughed. Then we got dressed and headed out to the park. We had lunch, saw a movie, talked, and people watched for hours. It was a great day.