Double the fun

By late afternoon, Jess and I were eating ice-cream on a park bench. We'd spent the last half hour talking about a new video game that we were both looking forward to, so I asked her if she wanted to head home and play some games.

"Mmm, I don't know," she said. Then her eyes narrowed evilly and she slid a hand onto my thigh. "It was really hot tormenting Ron by having sex on top of him. Maybe we could do more stuff like that?"

"Oh, that's a hell of a good idea! I have the perfect thing! How do you feel about a threesome?"

"With Ron? I thought we weren't-"

"No, no, with another woman!"

She pulled back. "So I'm not good enough for you? You're my boyfriend, Rick! Am I not-"

"Please think that it's a great idea, totally hot, and don't be jealous at all!"

Jess relaxed, and her hand went back to my leg, sliding around to my inner thigh. "You know what, that would be fun! I want to make Ron as jealous as possible!"

"Actually, I think we can push his jealousy even further." I pulled out my phone.

It rang for awhile, and Ron was panting when he finally answered. "Yeah, Rick?"

"Hey, buddy! I was just checking to see if you'd finished moving my stuff in."

"Yeah, um, I got it all." His panting was pretty intense.

"Do you sound winded because you were carrying heavy boxes?"

"Um, sure, yeah."

I started to speak, but I had to pause because Jess leaned over and licked the inside of my ear. She giggled and I continued. "Please always tell me the truth."

"I was jerking off to porn when you called, you interrupted me right before I came." He sounded pretty pissed as he said that.

"What was the porn of?"

"I found a girl who looks a lot like Jess. She was getting doggied by some guy."

"Okay, well, from now on, focus on JOI and femdom porn, please."

Jess put her hand over her mouth to keep from laughing.

"Fuck you," said Ron, but obviously he was going to do it.

"Oh hey, there's one other thing. Of all the girls you've ever asked out, which one hurt the most to get turned down by?"

"Crap," he said. "Well, I don't like talking about it, but there was this girl I had a class with a couple of years ago. God, she was-"

Jess looked around and saw that there was nobody close by, so she slid her hand up my inner thigh to my crotch. I got impatient and interrupted my friend. "Yeah, perfect, what's her number?"

"Hell if I know. She turned me down flat and I never got her number."

"Please tell me her cell number."

"555-7183," he spat out.

Had he really not known that number until I said please? It didn't matter right then. "Thanks. Go ahead and make dinner for four tonight. Bye!"

After I hung up, Jess said, "You ready to go home?"

"Just a sec," I said with a wide grin. "I have to make one more call."