An e-mail

An e-mail has showed up in your inbox. It sticks out from all the dick pics and propositions because it isn't a personal e-mail and its subject isn't just "SUCK MY DICK BITCH."

The SENDER line reads as follows: "[email protected]."

The SUBJECT is: "Offer of contract."

You click it and read the message.

"Ms. Beck,

"We here at HD COLLEGE CASTING were made aware of your recent sex tape and we were impressed. Most amateur videos are toothless and boring-- yours was hot and daring. We would like to offer you to come do a casting with us. If you'd like, by agreeing to the casting we can fund the legal suit to strike all copies of your video from the Internet as soon as possible. Just say the word.

If you're interested, please be in touch.

Sincerely,

Jim

HDCC Casting Rep"

You're a little shocked. This was quick, for one. And then there's just the fact that you have an offer coming in from a porn company in your e-mail inbox.

You aren't sure what to do.