An Unassuming Door

One door in particular catches your eye. It´s smaller and less obviously "door-like" as the others. Made of the same scintillating material as the walls, it seems as if it were made to not be seen, like the door to a maintenance area. A small plaque is set into it. It simply reads "HEAVEN"

Your brow furrows, in part from the difficulty of reading in general and in part due to the challenging decision facing you. All the other options sound pretty fucking rad, whereas this door, psychedelic material notwithstanding, looks kind of plain and boring. Still, the writing on the plaque intrigues you...

Although the descriptions of heaven you´d heard during your lifetime all sounded kinda gay (all harps and flowers and shit) you figure that maybe this might a cool "72 Virgins" sort of heaven, full of hot babes with soft, wet gullets in which to messily lodge your vile veiny viper. Reaching a decision, you grab the doorhandle and boldly stride through the door.

On the other side you find... A wall. A wall of grey rock so high, that its upper reaches disappear into the dark blue haze above and so long that you see no end in sight. Far, faaaar off in the distance you spy some sort of opening that might be a gate.

Grumbling at not simply being warped into heaven directly, you set out towards the gate. It´s going to be a long walk...